"Anything but country," and other MySpace pet peeves.
Okay, so I'm hunnnngover and I don't want to do anything but sit in this chair and not move, so I figured the best way to pass time would be to ramble about stupid bullshit on MySpace.
First things first: 311 is the shittiest band ever. No, really. If you like them, then I hate you, and I hope you get a colon infection.
Second: I hate people who put "Anything but country" as the music that they like. Bullshit. You do NOT like anything but country, you generic fucking douche, I promise I could find an overwhelming supply of non-country music that you absolutely, utterly dispise. How about I beat my penis against a broken violin and scream in German at the top of my lungs while taking a shit, and record it onto a CD? Would you like listening to that? You wouldn't? But it's not country, so you *must* like it! Fuck you. Why don't you tell me what lame fucking music you DO like, instead of pretending that you're so open-minded when in actuality you probably have the most appalingly narrow scope of musical interests. Not that everyone has to be ecclectic, but let's at least be realistic here.
Third: All the hardcore kids who post pictures of their tattoo sleeves to show off how awesome they are. You're not awesome. You're not even remotely unique. You have dumb-looking sleeves like EVERY OTHER HARDCORE KID, not to mention half of the teenage mall punks. It's a trend, you fucking idiot, except you can't take them off when everyone inevitably gets tired of it. It's the equivalent of having a Von Dutch trucker cap permanently attached to your head. Whoops, one of these days it's going to be ridiculously out of style, and you're stuck with it. Also, one of these days you're going to be forty, and surprise, a whole new chapter of your life is starting and you're not a 20 year old douchebag hardcore kid anymore, and maybe you don't really want to have your arms covered in ink. Too bad! Enjoy. There was a time when it was a rarity to see a guy with his arms completely covered in ink. It meant something. Like, "whoa, that dude is tough." He was in prison. He's in a biker gang. He's in a fucking insane punk band. He will kick the shit out of you just for looking at him. These days, it doesn't mean anything at all, because everyone has sleeves. Including the guys in Good Charlotte. Yeah, that's how cool you are. You have sleeves like those awesome dudes. Your edgy, "hardcore" style has become mall fashion. Now enjoy looking down at your dumb arms for the rest of your life.
Fourth: I'm going to go get a sandwich. Sandwiches are fucking awesome.
First things first: 311 is the shittiest band ever. No, really. If you like them, then I hate you, and I hope you get a colon infection.
Second: I hate people who put "Anything but country" as the music that they like. Bullshit. You do NOT like anything but country, you generic fucking douche, I promise I could find an overwhelming supply of non-country music that you absolutely, utterly dispise. How about I beat my penis against a broken violin and scream in German at the top of my lungs while taking a shit, and record it onto a CD? Would you like listening to that? You wouldn't? But it's not country, so you *must* like it! Fuck you. Why don't you tell me what lame fucking music you DO like, instead of pretending that you're so open-minded when in actuality you probably have the most appalingly narrow scope of musical interests. Not that everyone has to be ecclectic, but let's at least be realistic here.
Third: All the hardcore kids who post pictures of their tattoo sleeves to show off how awesome they are. You're not awesome. You're not even remotely unique. You have dumb-looking sleeves like EVERY OTHER HARDCORE KID, not to mention half of the teenage mall punks. It's a trend, you fucking idiot, except you can't take them off when everyone inevitably gets tired of it. It's the equivalent of having a Von Dutch trucker cap permanently attached to your head. Whoops, one of these days it's going to be ridiculously out of style, and you're stuck with it. Also, one of these days you're going to be forty, and surprise, a whole new chapter of your life is starting and you're not a 20 year old douchebag hardcore kid anymore, and maybe you don't really want to have your arms covered in ink. Too bad! Enjoy. There was a time when it was a rarity to see a guy with his arms completely covered in ink. It meant something. Like, "whoa, that dude is tough." He was in prison. He's in a biker gang. He's in a fucking insane punk band. He will kick the shit out of you just for looking at him. These days, it doesn't mean anything at all, because everyone has sleeves. Including the guys in Good Charlotte. Yeah, that's how cool you are. You have sleeves like those awesome dudes. Your edgy, "hardcore" style has become mall fashion. Now enjoy looking down at your dumb arms for the rest of your life.
Fourth: I'm going to go get a sandwich. Sandwiches are fucking awesome.
posted by Rob at 1:33 PM. [ permanent link ]
49 Comments:
Fuck Good Charlotte. I'm glad Good Charlotte have those tattoos because in 10 years they'll look more stupidass then they already do. I hate their "man I'm tough cuz i had a hard life but i still can love" image.
a-fucking-men. good points, esp about the tats. i mean if you have to have them how about you not cover an entire body part with them? *sigh* oh and sandwhiches are the shit. mmmmm...now i want one....
hey broha i think yoru fucking rad to spend all this time on this shit.. i wanna stick a cocktail sword in your pee hole then fucking jerk you off until it shoots out liek a torpedo
<3jay bowers<3
somebody needsss a bbbbbbbjjjjjjjj.. and a cock slap upside the head
-josh bowza
Did you notice that Good Charlotte only got their sleeve tattoos after their big hit single? Guess that it meant that they wouldn't have to work at Burger King anymore.
What's up...Mr. Freedom of Speech? If you can't handle other people's music preferences, oh well. I do not enjoy listening to country and western music. It makes my ears bleed. It's my right to state that in my own little space. Deal.
Rob, your posts are always so unbelievably validating.
This just reconfirmed for me why I never got tattoos.
(thank fucking god)
It seems that kids are getting more retarded the further down the generational alphabet we go...
oh. my. god.
I love you.
Well, fuck. Now I want a sandwich.
If you do get a tattoo, get one that is meaningful that you won't regret 20 years from now..because you know all those straight edge kids with giant blacks "X's" on the backs of their hands are going to regret that when they decide they want to have sex and drink like normal human beings.
you dis 311, but are all about MySpace. HA.
But Good Charlotte does deserves to have a family member die on christmas.
-Darth Knuggs
Country music is cool, dammit.
Who doesn't like the Old 97's?
good charlotte are awesome
damned right, every little miss chrissy pissy pants emo kid has 'a cool meaningful sleeve'
knobs...
as for country, theyll love it now the johnny cash biopic came out... cause its 'scene'
fuck the scene
oh fuck.. someone who hates society as much as i do
its all true though.. now-a-days, if you wanna be different, stay un-pierced and un-inked because yeah, its all a fad now. everyones struggling to hang on to a "hard" image, when in truth their turning into the softest piece of shit ever.
theyre hard cus they wear girls pants..? isnt that a fucking joke!
i DO want to get a tattoo tho.. but when i do, itll actually have a solid, life-long meaning. not just to join the club.
Alright, so let me get this straight. I've been reading your little rants about how everyone is an idiot, and they have stupid hair, and stupid tattoos, and when it comes to politics, they dont know shit, but all you can seem to do is bitch about it. You've devoted at least a couple hours of your life to doing nothing constructive but complaining. (I'd be lead to believe that you've spent more than a couple of hours doing this since you and your friends probably get together and have a grand old drunken time making fun of complete, defenseless strangers, not to mention the amount of time spent perusing through myspace) So heres my suggestion, go fucking kill yourself already. Because you're obviously so fucking miserable with your own life that some 19 year old kid with tattoos pisses you off enough to fucking rant about it. You're absolutely pathetic. (By the way, yes I realize the irony and hypocracy of wasting my own time by writing this, but in my defense, i spent ten minutes in between studying for a test. Robby boy here wasted hours of his apparently useless life.)
Jeeez so angry, if these douches are giving you shit about getting pissed over little things then someone tell me why the hell they read this shit! Idiots.
well I can say this much...you bitch about this n that...but here is my pet peeve..
I'm sick of douche bags moving into my state who act so fucking hip, wearing their flip flops (because that's so southern californian) with their lame hipster haircuts, their lame so cool I bought it in a thrift shop down on Melrose and paid too much money for this "vintage" piece of clothing.....with their wannabe southern californian attitudes who really just need to go back to their side of their country. We need a giant wall around California to not just keep out the douchebags from other countries, but the douche bag morons from the sticks....
face it...
no you aren't an actor....if you can't make a living from acting you aren't a actor...and more then likely never will be..
get a fucking clue....the music institute is there to take your money. you will never be a professional musician...
nor will you be a professional model...
I think the lamest shit was at some really terrible Hollywood club some dumb douche bag asked me "so how long have you been here" Where? Planet Earth? Oh Southern California...my entire fucking life moron.
SO yeah, if you ever get pelted with trash walking down hollywood blvd....you know it's ME.
Seriously, and why move to Hollywood? It's so fucking overrated. It's expensive, dirty, it represnts everything wrong with CA why on earth would anyone move to some shitty cockroach infested apartment in Hollywood?
Oh yeah, so they can write home and tell thier bucktooth redneck friends at home they're living in Hollywood!
to guy above, how fucking true... hollywood is absolutley fucking gross, walk down the streets between sunset and hollywood,get away from from highland, and the city turns to a masssive pile of washed up hookers and dealers. FUCK !!!
Bah, 311 isnt that bad..... so suck it!
All hail the SANDWICH
i know ppl that have sleeves when good charlotte were still in dipers. and good charlotte is horrible i dont think there are even real
311-Electricity
Music: Hexum; Lyrics: Hexum
This song started as a rant against haters
But that'd be giving in to the instigators
if there is one thing i'd like to pull off
When someone steps with hate all i do is scoff
You can't burn me
Can't burn me
The same force that flows through every circuit
The juice that's spent everytime you work it
Every life form is based on this simplicity
The soul that you have is electricity
You can't avoid that
Evolution is fact
We're all from the same Lucy
Despite differences you see
I'm in disbelief at what people will believe
All along i thought we had our hearts on our shirtsleeve
If one thing i can say as a piece of advice
Don't believe it till you see it and then see it twice
It's so funny
It's not funny
Chorus
A call out for unity
In every province and city
What do you think we've been saying
Since we first started playing
Moshi Moshi.
Rob... you seem a very angry fellow :(
I am typing from the mighty UK. GREAT Britain. ENGLAND.
All this resent and anger cant be healthy... you say your a happy chap, but really its plain to see that you are NOT.
You are messed up, it pains me too say it but t'is true. There is an answer... THERAPY!
Believe it or not the whole world does NOT revolve around you and your life. And who do you think you are, James Stanich? Your views mean nothing to anybody of any importance.
"OoOoh, LOOK AT ME! Im a tortured soul and I hate EVERYBODY! wa wa wa!" - Impression of Rob
Your so insecure you need to have your life reviewed and validated by random people in a FORUM. (Haha, and vain, that picture of you in the window, please, and your no green lantern).
Cheer up, stop 'hating on peep's' as ghetto folk would say and go see Napolian Dynamite (its SOOOO funny you just HAVE TO see it).
P.S. England pwns America, you all know it to be true, dont deny it, I bet you've not even heard of the Arctic Monkeys... pffft, fools.
-Cheerio :)
311 kicks ass! Go fuck yourself!
I have three words for you. Three sets of three words, to be honest.
You are god.
Have my children.
Sandwhiches are rad.
best comment on tats i've run across in years was when it was the big fad for NBA players to get 'em - player wants his kids' names all over him. Tattoo guy does it up fancy.
Player wants his wife's name.
Tattoo guy says "nope".
Player asks why not.
Tattoo guy says "Well, man, your kids will always be your kids..."
see man i cant stand the sleeves thing being a fad. i got sleeves cause i was in prison and got some shitty lookin ink. the sleeves are there to cover that shit and they mean shit to me. i hope those trendy fucks die...and old country music rocks...and i wan a sandwich
Find the song tobacco road, the original, the friggin country song....and then tell me you don't like country. Find Kentucky Headhunters .... or Blackoak Arkansas ...... retards.
To the bloke.
You call Rob egotistical for writing what he thinks and, the way I see it, people have the right to think whatever they want. I agree, not everything revolves around him. But this IS his blog, he can write as much shit about anyone as he likes, and you should cut him the same slack as you demand him to.
Yes dear god yes Speak the truth dude fucking classic rant!! Dueling Banjo's for the country boy's
Dude your the most immature fuck i've heard of. you mostly diss on the 'hardcore' kids just because they do somin different. fuck you. some tattoo sleeves have meanings to them, its not always about being hardcore and tough. and i DO like any other GENRE Except country. i am open minded. your smartass little comment about your music is retarted. when they say they like anything but country, THEYRE TALKING ABOUT GENRES, NOT SOME SMARTASS ACTING LIKE HE KNOWS EVERTHING AND SMACKS HIS DICK ON A VIOLIN. so how bout you take that sandwhich and shove it down your throat and choke on it. thanks.
Every single person on this page should probably be attending anger management classes. And also spending a little quality time with their dictionaries looking up words that aren't 'fuck'. Jesus H., I'll be afraid to leave my front door if the world is so apparently populated by such self important, opinionated nutjobs.
Please get some perspective? Good Charlotte are indeed annoying and talentless beyond all reason,but...it's just INK! It's hardly LIFE-CHANGING or even worth getting worked up about. How come everyone's so eager to pick fights these days? What's with the aggression? Surely so long as the people that piss you off keep their distance and aren't in your house, it's tolerable to share a hemisphere with them,no?
fuck
i want the cd where be beats his penis against a broken violin and screams in german and takes a crap!!!
hell yeah id buy it
Year, I'd buy one, too.
Why does nowadays everybody say you're jealous, you have problems with your live and so on when you insult somebody oder something?
Why does nobody respect real, pure hate anymore?
babe, whens the last time you got laid or high? your soo tense and so angry. Just let loose and let everyone be who they want to be. its their bag man not urs they can hang in anyway they want to, dont hate them for it. so chill, relax get some female lovin or whatever ur juice is. drink it, enjoi and just let be. ;*
-miss lady-
I love country music.
Hooray for your existence.
this is about the hardest i've laughed in a really fucking long time.
sandwiches are infact amazing.
you obviously spend too much time on myspace to care that much.
i love sanwiches...and vegemite toast does anyone in america like vegemite wait does america have vegemite?
311 rocks and you know it! And country music fucking sucks.
Anonymous said:
"Alright, so let me get this straight. I've been reading your little rants about how everyone is an idiot, and they have stupid hair, and stupid tattoos, and when it comes to politics, they dont know shit, but all you can seem to do is bitch about it. You've devoted at least a couple hours of your life to doing nothing constructive but complaining. (I'd be lead to believe that you've spent more than a couple of hours doing this since you and your friends probably get together and have a grand old drunken time making fun of complete, defenseless strangers, not to mention the amount of time spent perusing through myspace) So heres my suggestion, go fucking kill yourself already. Because you're obviously so fucking miserable with your own life that some 19 year old kid with tattoos pisses you off enough to fucking rant about it. You're absolutely pathetic. (By the way, yes I realize the irony and hypocracy of wasting my own time by writing this, but in my defense, i spent ten minutes in between studying for a test. Robby boy here wasted hours of his apparently useless life.)"
Apparently somebody doesn't know what a "rant blog" is about...ranting, complaining, bitching whatever shit that pisses you off. But let me guess....your real reason for posting something so fucking stupid is that you probably are one of those stupid fucks with the faggityass sleeve tattoos, a face full of metal, and your little sisters jeans on... or your one of the fuckheads with a fucked up hair style that was made fun of, and now your taking it personal(didn't you ever notice that Rob makes fun of himself on that too?)... GROW THE FUCK UP AND GET A LIFE! You seem to spend alot of time reading all of Rob's hilarious blogs and bitching about it. Now go listen to "anything but country" and get another fucked up tattoo you fucking twat!
I officially love your blog.
I first ran across it when you did the one about Paris Hilton and though that FINALLY someone realizes that the news industry is going to hell.
And now the worst Myspace haircuts one and this one.
I love you.
And I love the people who hate you.
People are all so tense. Really now. My favorite line I think, is the one where someone said that no one cares about reading your opinions because you're just some dude on the web.
Does no one get the point of a BLOG anymore? PERSONAL web log. PERSONAL. As in, not owned by someone that everyone knows. [Most likely].
It also implies that if you were known, they would care about your opinion, which I find hilarious. That kind of thinking is what spawned the death of media due to blabbing incessantly about what celebrities had for breakfast, because that's all very pertinent in our lives.
You're my new hero.
What happened to 'Don't judge a book by its cover'? xD
hahahaha oh god this makes me laugh
your so cute when your angry
''How about I beat my penis against a broken violin and scream in German at the top of my lungs while taking a shit, and record it onto a CD?''
Actually, I'm pretty sure you could get an audience with that here in Montreal. Just tell 'em it's art.
god youre hilarious
Write a book. I'd buy it. I'd buy like, 10 copies. Do it.
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