The First Annual MySpace Stupid Haircut Awards!

With so many fantastically stupid hairstyles floating around MySpace, I've found myself adding the best of the worst to my favorites list over the past few months, compiling a sort of "Hall Of Shame" which I knew, one day, needed to be presented to the masses.
So now I bring you the super heroes of bad style. The hipsters, the goths, the just-plain-confused... They are:
Special thanks to Tamar for contributing to the captions on these.
| MySpace Name: Demanda | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Karnilla | |
![]() | ![]() | Hair Style: The I-Really-Hope-Most-of-That-Is-a-Wig Stylist: Twiggy Ramirez Super Powers: Able to locate the nearest Hot Topic within a 100 mile radius. |
| MySpace Name: THE ACTION | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Rhino | |
![]() | Hair Style: The Horn of Rebellion Mode Of Transportation: Mom's mini-van, when she lets him borrow it Arch Enemies: Parents, Narcs, The System!! | |
| MySpace Name: Lacey | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Cerise | |
![]() | ![]() | Hair Style: Fins Of Fury Super Powers: Aerodynamic head shape allows for light-speed emergency trips to Claire's Boutique for pink accessories Arch Enemies: Humidity Woman, Low Ceiling Man Secret Weapon: Rainbow Brite Lunchbox |
| MySpace Name: LEX | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Wolverine | |
![]() | ![]() | Hair Style: The Rockabilly-Gone-Awry Super Powers: Ability to list both Elvis and The Faint on MySpace profile Base Of Operations: Suburban gas station |
| MySpace Name: otanno | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Apocalypse | |
![]() | ![]() | Hair Style: The Smurf-Took-A-Shit-On-Billy-Corgan Stylist: Boy George Arch Enemies: Gender Identity Man |
| MySpace Name: NoWhere Girl | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: American Eagle | |
![]() | ![]() | Hair Style: The Punk's-Not-Dead Base Of Operations: Local thrift shop Super Powers: Enhanced ability to modify ironic children's t-shirts into shoddy fashion statements |
| MySpace Name: xmatthewx | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Maelstrom | |
![]() | ![]() | Hair Style: The Hipster Helmet Stylist: Conor Oberst on crack Super Powers: Deceptive ability to fool enemies by hiding half of his face to appear more attractive than he actually is Secret Weapon: Dual-action straightening iron |
| MySpace Name: Marta | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Sillouette | |
![]() | Hair Style: The No-Really-I-Wanted-It-To-Look-That-Way Stylist: Stevie Wonder Known Allies: Bjork | |
| MySpace Name: Scary | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Torgo | |
![]() | ![]() | Hair Style: The Novelty Wig Stylist: Raggedy Ann |
| MySpace Name: imSocial | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Longshot | |
![]() | ![]() | Hair Style: The Irony Mullet Stylist: Sting Super Powers: Ability to conceal his identity from enemies by transforming into a washed-up 80's rocker |
| MySpace Name: Ugly | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Electron | |
![]() | ![]() | Hair Style: The Haven't-I-Seen-You-At-Metal-Shop? Stylist: Tommy Lee Base Of Operations: Guitar Center Super Powers: Ability to ROCK. Ability to select startlingly appropriate MySpace nicknames for himself |
| MySpace Name: poison | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Calypso | |
![]() | ![]() | Hair Style: The I-Used-To-Be-A-Raver Stylist: Suicidegirls.com Super Powers: Ability to change facial expressions with an eyebrow pencil Base Of Operations: Burning Man Festival |
| MySpace Name: Mr Liquid Cube | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Emplate | |
![]() | Hair Style: The Anime Warrior Stylist: Yu-Gi-Oh! Known Allies: Edward Scissorhands Secret Weapon: Product Arch Enemy: Gravity | |
| MySpace Name: ewww its Raquel | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: The In-Betweener | |
![]() | Hair Style: The Punk Skunk Stylist: Pepe Le Pew Super Power: Mouth piercings give her the ability to transmit STDs with a single touch of the lips Base Of Operations: In front of a mirror | |
| MySpace Name: Tom | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Proudstar | |
![]() | ![]() | Hair Style: The Asymmetry-Is-So-In Stylist: His sister Super Powers: Superhuman performance of the siezure dance at trendy 80's night Secret Weapon: Women's jeans |
| MySpace Name: Liz | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Virgo | |
![]() | Hair Style: The Drag Queen Wig Stylist: Clearly, nobody. Base Of Operations: Behind the cafeteria Arch Enemies: The popular kids | |
| MySpace Name: jasper | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Porcupine | |
![]() | Hair Style: The Way-Too-Ugly-To-Pull-This-Off Stylist: Interpol, he wishes. Base Of Operations: Lit Super Powers: Casting smug looks to mask his own insecurities | |
| MySpace Name: antoinette | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Photon | |
![]() | Hair Style: The As-If-My-Head-Wasn't-Big-Enough-Already Stylist: Jack Osbourne. Base Of Operations: Band camp Secret Weapon: Clarinet | |
| MySpace Name: AudyMurda | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Rogue | |
![]() | ![]() | Hair Style: The Oops-I-Did-It-Again Stylist: Jillian Barberie Super Power: Can attack enemies with flock of killer birds nesting in her hair Arch Enemy: Hair Brush Man Secret Weapon: Aquanet |
| MySpace Name: Hex | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Birdbrain | |
![]() | ![]() | Hair Style: The Palm Tree Stylist: The Crow Super Power: Ability to impress no one with his collection of import Einsturzende Neubauten 7" vinyls Base Of Operations: DJ booth at industrial club |
| MySpace Name: Mikey | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Chthon | |
![]() | ![]() | Hair Style: The Who-Needs-Vision-When-You-Look-This-Fucking-Cool Stylist: Lord Dark Helmet Arch Enemy: Walls Known Allies: xmatthewx |
| MySpace Name: Emily Strange | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Magneto | |
![]() | ![]() | Hair Style: The Purple Heart Super Power: Ability to scare off the preppy kids at the mall, because she's so strraaaaaaaange! Base Of Operations: Hot Topic Secret Weapon: Punky Colors |
And, by popular demand...
| MySpace Name: Rob | Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Hulk | |
![]() | ![]() | Hair Style: The Too-Much-Product Pseudo-Hipster Mess Stylist: Supercuts Super Power: Ability to make fun of complete strangers about things he is almost just as guilty of Base Of Operations: The same trendy hangouts he makes fun of Secret Weapon: Self-deprecation |
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1052 Comments:
This is one of the funniest fucking things I have ever seen.
Hahahahahha I love it I love it.
This is solid gold.
funniest thing EVER
i love when people make fun of SCENE people
That was totally cool!
Nicely Done!
HAHAHA MYSPACE IS FOR FLAMING FAGGOTS AND WHINY EMO BITCHES!!!
Omg I know Marta! HAHAHA She'll be so proud to be mentioned.
that pretttty much made my day.
Hey, are my eyes decieving me or is Mr. Liquid cube's picture one of Kaoru from Dir en grey?(they are a rock band)
Yes, "Mr. Liquid cube" is using a picture of Kaoru --; Poor Leader-sama..
Awww, poor Kaoru! TT-TT
i think Mikey's stylist could have been Darth Vador. lol, this is such a great idea! i wish i could have been one of the poor peoples with a bad hair do, lol...but mine is simply pretty:P do you draw/create/make these superhero characters yourself, demonbaby? maybe I missed something about that?
Ahaaha! This is glorious.
that was REALLY entertaining.
<3
oh! poor Kaoru made the page! how sad. :(
this is hilarious. i am showing all my friends who loathe the hair of myspace. <3
demonbaby, you're too cool for me. You can make fun of me any day.
I have no words!
Alright, keep this up and you'll have mullets galore beat!!! Too funny!
Hahaha, dit is echt een leuke link!!! Ben benieuwd of er nog een vervolg op komt? (you really made me laugh, I hope you will continue to make fun of people like this...)
I love you.
fucking ace
very well done...
its about time someone put these weirdos in their place.
<3katie
ps: i particularly liked the one of the clarinet girl:)
you have just single-handidly made my life better.
thanks, and please, continue with this
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!! YOU ROCK MY SOCKS OFF!!! ITS ABOUT TIME SOMEONE ADDRESSED THE HORRID THINGS PEOPLE DO WITH THIER HAIR. GIVEN THAT THEY ARE EXPRESSING WHO THEY THINK THEY ARE ITS STILL FUNNY AS SHIT!!!!!
we should be able to vote on who we think is the best/worst. then award bronze, silver, and gold medals/trophies.
AH HA HAHAHHAHA
awesome....
Oh. my. GOSH. That was quite possibly the funniest thing EVER. Major props to you. <3
Jiggs Casey approves.
totally awesome, you just made my day.
thats amazing thank you so much for doing this!!!! hahahahaha!!
www.myspace.com/braillesound
Thats amazing how they match the characters like that.
Sweet shit. Now can we get an "Ugliest People on Myspace Award"? I have a couple nominees...
even though it's fun and games, it's still mean to make fun of ppl. They should be left alone.....It probably makes you feel good making fun of others because of your own insecurities, am i right?...
that was great stuff dude!! made me laugh out loud literally at my desk at work!!!
im laughing my ass off!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow
Why compare those lame hair cuts to those badass people
man that sweet
Oh I'm absolutely positive you can double the amount of bad hairdos if you'd allow using DC alter-egos as well.
Hell, there are 10 times more people on myspace with worse haircuts.
good times. i had a long day. thanks for making me laugh.
i was curious why none of the names link up to the actual people on myspace?
tottaly amazing, but you should link their names to their profiles...
FUCK YEAH! i love the comment listed above about you making fun of ppl to make yourself feel better. hahhahaaaaa comedic brilliance at the expense of the poor people who were born with their hair in such disarray.
OMG, I love you. Funny AND knows obscure Marvel characters? Hotness!!!
Brilliant!!! I dont understand some people, are they looking to get made fun of? news flash, your hair(if thats what you wanna call it) SUCKS!!
and all these people thought myspace was going to make them cooler...
freeking sweet. The superhero analogies are perfect. i am especially amused that i am featured (with my old hipster helmet) on your masthead at the top with the collage of retarded haircuts.
to tell u the truth i effin love all these hair cuts mine kinda looks like theirs but i love their hair man !!
Amazing..simply hillarious! I seriously was about to piss my pants on the one about the guy with all the hair in his face having "walls" as his arch enemy! PRICELESS! Thanks for the good laugh!:)
LMAO! good work, the likeness's are amazing. (round of applause)
this is fucking great.....not that my hair is perfect but there are a hella lotta hair don'ts on myspace....for real....so yea give me a call since I do Hair....I can hook up some fros!
kudos to you on the dead-on matchups. After a really bad day at work that isn't over yet, this made my day a bit brighter. The 'dos are all about making a statement, I suspect everyone there will be pleased for the attention.
go otanno,
its yer birfday, go otanno
OTANNO RULES!
apocolypse rules!!!
HEART,
the 206 crew!
This is the best thing I have seen in a while. Awesome. I liked the arch-nemesis parts...
And yesh, poor Kaoru. I like Dir En Grey....
brilliant!
I'm just glad that my picture wasn't on here.
am i the only nerd who was paying more attention to the marvel (vs. DC) references than the hair!?!?
long live jim lee's magneto!
excelsior.
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WHO I AM
Hehehe, great stuff man!
I´m laughing as hell - best are the cartoon counterparts, LOL, man you read way too many comics :o).
GOOD STUFF, you made my day.
i pissed myself in glee. Kudos to your humor and Neubauten reference!