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The First Annual MySpace Stupid Haircut Awards!



With so many fantastically stupid hairstyles floating around MySpace, I've found myself adding the best of the worst to my favorites list over the past few months, compiling a sort of "Hall Of Shame" which I knew, one day, needed to be presented to the masses.

So now I bring you the super heroes of bad style. The hipsters, the goths, the just-plain-confused... They are:

The MySpace Legion Of Extraordinary Stupid Hair Super Heroes!


Special thanks to Tamar for contributing to the captions on these.










MySpace Name:
Demanda
Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego:
Karnilla
Hair Style: The I-Really-Hope-Most-of-That-Is-a-Wig


Stylist: Twiggy Ramirez

Super Powers: Able to locate the nearest Hot Topic within a 100 mile radius.











MySpace Name:
THE ACTION
Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego:
Rhino
Hair Style: The Horn of Rebellion

Mode Of Transportation: Mom's mini-van, when she lets him borrow it

Arch Enemies: Parents, Narcs, The System!!











MySpace Name:
Lacey
Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego:
Cerise
Hair Style: Fins Of Fury

Super Powers: Aerodynamic head shape allows for light-speed emergency trips to Claire's Boutique for pink accessories

Arch Enemies: Humidity Woman, Low Ceiling Man

Secret Weapon: Rainbow Brite Lunchbox











MySpace Name:
LEX
Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego:
Wolverine
Hair Style: The Rockabilly-Gone-Awry


Super Powers: Ability to list both Elvis and The Faint on MySpace profile

Base Of Operations: Suburban gas station











MySpace Name:
otanno
Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego:
Apocalypse
Hair Style: The Smurf-Took-A-Shit-On-Billy-Corgan

Stylist: Boy George

Arch Enemies: Gender Identity Man











MySpace Name:
NoWhere Girl
Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego:
American Eagle
Hair Style: The Punk's-Not-Dead

Base Of Operations: Local thrift shop

Super Powers: Enhanced ability to modify ironic children's t-shirts into shoddy fashion statements











MySpace Name:
xmatthewx
Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego:
Maelstrom
Hair Style: The Hipster Helmet

Stylist: Conor Oberst on crack

Super Powers: Deceptive ability to fool enemies by hiding half of his face to appear more attractive than he actually is

Secret Weapon: Dual-action straightening iron











MySpace Name:
Marta
Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego:
Sillouette
Hair Style: The No-Really-I-Wanted-It-To-Look-That-Way

Stylist: Stevie Wonder

Known Allies: Bjork











MySpace Name:
Scary
Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego:
Torgo
Hair Style: The Novelty Wig

Stylist: Raggedy Ann












MySpace Name:
imSocial
Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego:
Longshot
Hair Style: The Irony Mullet

Stylist: Sting

Super Powers: Ability to conceal his identity from enemies by transforming into a washed-up 80's rocker











MySpace Name:
Ugly
Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego:
Electron
Hair Style: The Haven't-I-Seen-You-At-Metal-Shop?

Stylist: Tommy Lee

Base Of Operations: Guitar Center

Super Powers: Ability to ROCK. Ability to select startlingly appropriate MySpace nicknames for himself











MySpace Name:
poison
Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego:
Calypso
Hair Style: The I-Used-To-Be-A-Raver

Stylist: Suicidegirls.com

Super Powers: Ability to change facial expressions with an eyebrow pencil

Base Of Operations: Burning Man Festival











MySpace Name:
Mr Liquid Cube
Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego:
Emplate
Hair Style: The Anime Warrior

Stylist: Yu-Gi-Oh!

Known Allies: Edward Scissorhands

Secret Weapon: Product

Arch Enemy: Gravity











MySpace Name:
ewww its Raquel
Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego:
The In-Betweener
Hair Style: The Punk Skunk

Stylist: Pepe Le Pew

Super Power: Mouth piercings give her the ability to transmit STDs with a single touch of the lips

Base Of Operations: In front of a mirror











MySpace Name:
Tom
Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego:
Proudstar
Hair Style: The Asymmetry-Is-So-In

Stylist: His sister

Super Powers: Superhuman performance of the siezure dance at trendy 80's night

Secret Weapon: Women's jeans











MySpace Name:
Liz
Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego:
Virgo
Hair Style: The Drag Queen Wig

Stylist: Clearly, nobody.

Base Of Operations: Behind the cafeteria

Arch Enemies: The popular kids











MySpace Name:
jasper
Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego:
Porcupine
Hair Style: The Way-Too-Ugly-To-Pull-This-Off

Stylist: Interpol, he wishes.

Base Of Operations: Lit

Super Powers: Casting smug looks to mask his own insecurities











MySpace Name:
antoinette
Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego:
Photon
Hair Style: The As-If-My-Head-Wasn't-Big-Enough-Already

Stylist: Jack Osbourne.

Base Of Operations: Band camp

Secret Weapon: Clarinet










MySpace Name:
AudyMurda
Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego:
Rogue
Hair Style: The Oops-I-Did-It-Again

Stylist: Jillian Barberie

Super Power: Can attack enemies with flock of killer birds nesting in her hair

Arch Enemy: Hair Brush Man

Secret Weapon: Aquanet











MySpace Name:
Hex
Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego:
Birdbrain
Hair Style: The Palm Tree

Stylist: The Crow

Super Power: Ability to impress no one with his collection of import Einsturzende Neubauten 7" vinyls

Base Of Operations: DJ booth at industrial club











MySpace Name:
Mikey
Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego:
Chthon
Hair Style: The Who-Needs-Vision-When-You-Look-This-Fucking-Cool

Stylist: Lord Dark Helmet

Arch Enemy: Walls

Known Allies: xmatthewx











MySpace Name:
Emily Strange
Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego:
Magneto
Hair Style: The Purple Heart

Super Power: Ability to scare off the preppy kids at the mall, because she's so strraaaaaaaange!

Base Of Operations: Hot Topic

Secret Weapon: Punky Colors

And, by popular demand...










MySpace Name:
Rob
Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego:
Hulk
Hair Style: The Too-Much-Product Pseudo-Hipster Mess

Stylist: Supercuts

Super Power: Ability to make fun of complete strangers about things he is almost just as guilty of

Base Of Operations: The same trendy hangouts he makes fun of

Secret Weapon: Self-deprecation


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1074 Comments:

Anonymous Samantha said...

This is one of the funniest fucking things I have ever seen.

9:56 PM  
Anonymous willa said...

Hahahahahha I love it I love it.

11:04 PM  
Anonymous Robin said...

This is solid gold.

3:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

funniest thing EVER

i love when people make fun of SCENE people

8:04 AM  
Blogger Nina said...

That was totally cool!

1:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nicely Done!

3:31 PM  
Anonymous Not Emo. said...

HAHAHA MYSPACE IS FOR FLAMING FAGGOTS AND WHINY EMO BITCHES!!!

3:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Omg I know Marta! HAHAHA She'll be so proud to be mentioned.

1:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that pretttty much made my day.

5:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, are my eyes decieving me or is Mr. Liquid cube's picture one of Kaoru from Dir en grey?(they are a rock band)

8:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, "Mr. Liquid cube" is using a picture of Kaoru --; Poor Leader-sama..

8:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awww, poor Kaoru! TT-TT

8:57 AM  
Anonymous Sharli said...

i think Mikey's stylist could have been Darth Vador. lol, this is such a great idea! i wish i could have been one of the poor peoples with a bad hair do, lol...but mine is simply pretty:P do you draw/create/make these superhero characters yourself, demonbaby? maybe I missed something about that?

11:36 PM  
Blogger Codie Busbee said...

Ahaaha! This is glorious.

7:06 PM  
Anonymous Kimbo said...

that was REALLY entertaining.
<3

7:42 PM  
Anonymous bitter but cute said...

oh! poor Kaoru made the page! how sad. :(

this is hilarious. i am showing all my friends who loathe the hair of myspace. <3

9:50 PM  
Blogger ferocious sonja said...

demonbaby, you're too cool for me. You can make fun of me any day.

12:07 PM  
Anonymous nat said...

I have no words!

10:44 AM  
Anonymous PooPooHead said...

Alright, keep this up and you'll have mullets galore beat!!! Too funny!

10:51 AM  
Anonymous kristel said...

Hahaha, dit is echt een leuke link!!! Ben benieuwd of er nog een vervolg op komt? (you really made me laugh, I hope you will continue to make fun of people like this...)

11:02 AM  
Anonymous Caitlin Michelle said...

I love you.

10:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fucking ace

8:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

very well done...
its about time someone put these weirdos in their place.
<3katie

ps: i particularly liked the one of the clarinet girl:)

4:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you have just single-handidly made my life better.
thanks, and please, continue with this

4:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!! YOU ROCK MY SOCKS OFF!!! ITS ABOUT TIME SOMEONE ADDRESSED THE HORRID THINGS PEOPLE DO WITH THIER HAIR. GIVEN THAT THEY ARE EXPRESSING WHO THEY THINK THEY ARE ITS STILL FUNNY AS SHIT!!!!!

3:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we should be able to vote on who we think is the best/worst. then award bronze, silver, and gold medals/trophies.

6:54 PM  
Anonymous rin said...

AH HA HAHAHHAHA

8:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

awesome....

8:00 AM  
Anonymous Valerie said...

Oh. my. GOSH. That was quite possibly the funniest thing EVER. Major props to you. <3

8:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jiggs Casey approves.

8:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

totally awesome, you just made my day.

10:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats amazing thank you so much for doing this!!!! hahahahaha!!


www.myspace.com/braillesound

11:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thats amazing how they match the characters like that.

12:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sweet shit. Now can we get an "Ugliest People on Myspace Award"? I have a couple nominees...

12:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

even though it's fun and games, it's still mean to make fun of ppl. They should be left alone.....It probably makes you feel good making fun of others because of your own insecurities, am i right?...

12:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that was great stuff dude!! made me laugh out loud literally at my desk at work!!!

1:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

im laughing my ass off!!!!!!!!!!!!

1:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow

2:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why compare those lame hair cuts to those badass people

3:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

man that sweet

3:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh I'm absolutely positive you can double the amount of bad hairdos if you'd allow using DC alter-egos as well.

Hell, there are 10 times more people on myspace with worse haircuts.

3:26 PM  
Anonymous tammi jean said...

good times. i had a long day. thanks for making me laugh.

4:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i was curious why none of the names link up to the actual people on myspace?

4:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

tottaly amazing, but you should link their names to their profiles...

4:19 PM  
Blogger Jan, Cut the Crap said...

FUCK YEAH! i love the comment listed above about you making fun of ppl to make yourself feel better. hahhahaaaaa comedic brilliance at the expense of the poor people who were born with their hair in such disarray.

4:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG, I love you. Funny AND knows obscure Marvel characters? Hotness!!!

4:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brilliant!!! I dont understand some people, are they looking to get made fun of? news flash, your hair(if thats what you wanna call it) SUCKS!!

4:42 PM  
Anonymous jessi said...

and all these people thought myspace was going to make them cooler...

5:02 PM  
Blogger goodisdead said...

freeking sweet. The superhero analogies are perfect. i am especially amused that i am featured (with my old hipster helmet) on your masthead at the top with the collage of retarded haircuts.

5:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to tell u the truth i effin love all these hair cuts mine kinda looks like theirs but i love their hair man !!

5:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amazing..simply hillarious! I seriously was about to piss my pants on the one about the guy with all the hair in his face having "walls" as his arch enemy! PRICELESS! Thanks for the good laugh!:)

6:37 PM  
Blogger Veronica said...

LMAO! good work, the likeness's are amazing. (round of applause)

7:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is fucking great.....not that my hair is perfect but there are a hella lotta hair don'ts on myspace....for real....so yea give me a call since I do Hair....I can hook up some fros!

7:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

kudos to you on the dead-on matchups. After a really bad day at work that isn't over yet, this made my day a bit brighter. The 'dos are all about making a statement, I suspect everyone there will be pleased for the attention.

8:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

go otanno,

its yer birfday, go otanno

OTANNO RULES!

apocolypse rules!!!

HEART,

the 206 crew!

9:01 PM  
Anonymous Zoma said...

This is the best thing I have seen in a while. Awesome. I liked the arch-nemesis parts...


And yesh, poor Kaoru. I like Dir En Grey....

9:55 PM  
Anonymous Higgins said...

brilliant!

10:31 PM  
Anonymous r said...

I'm just glad that my picture wasn't on here.

10:33 PM  
Blogger matthew said...

am i the only nerd who was paying more attention to the marvel (vs. DC) references than the hair!?!?

long live jim lee's magneto!

excelsior.

10:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

QQQQQQ


WHO I AM

11:11 PM  
Anonymous damonica said...

Hehehe, great stuff man!
I´m laughing as hell - best are the cartoon counterparts, LOL, man you read way too many comics :o).
GOOD STUFF, you made my day.

2:30 AM  
Anonymous Quando3 said...

i pissed myself in glee. Kudos to your humor and Neubauten reference!

5:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is crazy.. great job! you have found all of their "dark sides" very well! HAHHAA

5:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is great!!!!

6:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you beat me to it. fantastic.

7:25 AM  
Anonymous Keltic Fury said...

Fucking BRILLIANT!

8:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't get me wrong...I'm on your side.

Some of these haircuts are extremely outlandish.

However....some advice if you want to make this a serious thing (which I'd personally love to see happen).

1. Ditch the comic book pics. Only reason I say this is because there is going to come a time when you run out of characters (there are a LOT of stupid haircuts out there). Also it almost makes you look like just as big a loser as they are...the fact that you actually sat and thought about this shit so much that you searched for pics of marvel characters! Not cool dude.

2. There needs to be some sort of rulebook. I saw 1-2 haircuts that to be honest....were prettty acceptable. Making fun of people's acceptable haircuts only makes me want to see yours. Remember I'm on your side.

3. Some of these people seem to really go balls out. That should be encouraged. They were creative enough to think of it....and did it. You were creative enough to waste your time on myspace and download / compile a super funny list using pictures of stupid doucebags. That should be encouraged as well. The stupid fucking doucebags should be made fun of.....like that idiot with the fucking horn on his head.

Other than those things aside...
...very funny shit.

8:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahaha the marvel comic comparisons were brilliant. Unless you put a lot of time into it, it just isn't funny. It's all about presentation. That and laughing at people with stupid hair.

9:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey fuck this last guy!! I think that the Marvel Comic Book references are GREAT.. There are plenty of characters to choose from!!
Make fun of whomever you choose! its ours precious right as FAT AMERICANS!!!

9:22 AM  
Blogger Gilberto said...

Funniest shit I've seen in a while.

10:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love freedom of expresion- without it who would we make fun of????

10:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

funny, but it would be nice if at least one of the links above the pics actually lead to that persons myspace page... people like Lauren probably would not appreciate being linked to as otanno. perhaps this is just a glich?

10:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The comics comparisons are THE BEST PART!!!!!!!!! It's because the characters are so dumb looking, it makes the haircuts even more ridiculous.

I admire the time you took for this, just for our amusement. Rock on, dude!

11:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats awesome

11:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the best...they should add the following guy to this list, he doesn't know whether he's rockabilly or punk or some Christian Warrior Punkabilly God

http://www.myspace.com/southbound37

:)

12:41 PM  
Anonymous Amy said...

Great .. lol

1:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wut you did has to be SOME kind of talent... hahaha.

1:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are my hero... i do not have words for such brilliance.

1:30 PM  
Anonymous Helena said...

This one cinches it; I'm totally enamored.

1:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, how long did it take you do do this? It IS funny though....

1:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am a big, big fan of crazy hair. Congrats to all who made the list! You SHINE.

1:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I WISH I COULD BE THAT FUNNY...

2:19 PM  
Blogger Rob said...

Regarding the links to peoples' profiles... This blog is over a year old, and MySpace has changed their profile URL system since then, so that's why they don't work. I guess that means it's about time for a second annual haircut awards...

2:33 PM  
Anonymous scotty said...

Brilliant, just brilliant

3:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The fact that you listed yourself doesn't forgive the fact that you still hosted this on MySpace. And the fact that you have a MySpace account. Although I can forvige that, because we need people like you out there, with enoguh free time to make fun of emo goth kids. Because God knows there aren't enough of you out there, and He salutes you for it.

3:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FUCK EMO KIDS!!!!!

4:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You scene kids are funny things. hahaha

5:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The best LOL of the week.


Need more!

5:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FUCKIN HALARIOUS... WHOEVER DID THS SHOULD BE AWARDED FOR POINTING OUT ALL THE STUPID ASS FUCKIN PEOPLE WHO REBEL BECAUSE THEY THINK THERE "UNIQUE" HAHA

5:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you.

6:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nothing amuses more than the power of hipsters to make fun of other hipsters...it's like, double the irony, double the funny!

7:14 PM  
Anonymous Ryan Killwhitey said...

Holy shit ..Oh lord ..Holy shit breathe Ryan Breathe...ahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaa..where do you find these people scout. It's like cirque d` solei on crack...

7:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

all you faggot emo wannabees need to take a look at yourselves and realize there is a cry of "LOOK AT ME, SOMEONE PLEASE!!!"

7:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ugly's wardrobe by Fred Flintstone

7:27 PM  
Anonymous Sean Sparks said...

I love how every now and again there's a conveniently anonymous person who says something like, " Why compare those lame hair cuts to those badass people"

lol.

This is comedy, damnit, and let no one tarnish what's been done here.

-Sean

7:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr and Mrs Laing give it a two thumbs up!! "Laugh out loud Hilarious!"

8:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHY DID IT HAVE TO END MAKE MORE

9:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMFAO @ emo MORONS. I have a friend who wants to take safety scissors to them all and chop off their hair and then stab them in the jugular.. you know.. they have to see it coming... so.. TOOOOOOOO funny... Job well done!

9:49 PM  
Anonymous Jessica said...

*hugs Erin* and that friend of hers that hates emos, would be me.. I have a "TASK" if you will, that I feel it is my duty to complete.. I am going to go to the mall or a HS or someplace where these Whiners hang out.. and run up to then, scream "HEY FAG, THIS HAIR LOOKS LIKE SHIT, YOU ONLY WEAR YOUR HAIR LIKE THAT CAUSE YOU"RE HIDING HOW TRULY UGLY YOU ARE YOU FUCKING WHINEY FAGGOT" then imma cut the front of there hair that hangs in their stupid faces.. and point and scream "HAHAHA I WAS RIGHT.. Ugly fucker" then proceed to stab them in the jugular.. then I shall continue till there all gone.. and I decided to use safetly scissors.. cause it's just so much harder to pierce the skin with them.. so I'll really have to dig.. MMMMM If anyone has a problem with this.. feel free to Message me on my webpage tehehehe LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS BLOG.. endless amounts of laughter

9:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I for one LOVE most of those hair styles...at least the crazy wild colored ones...not to say that it wasn't funny...because it was, when i see those crazy colors and fanned out styles i see art...that's an artist and they aren't afraid to show it on themselves....*shrug*...i think would be even better...is if you drew the cartoon characters yourself

10:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that pretty much changed my life...i heart it!

11:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

absolutely, positively genius.


best thing ever.

no doubt.

12:20 AM  
Anonymous Doobie Doobie Doo said...

Dude..yeah..Now this totally makes me rethink having a myspace account. O.o.. dear god what were they thinking?? Since when is it fashionable to have a bad hairday? LOL

1:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL! none of those gothic dumbasses realize that even though they claim to want to be different, they all look alike! Props for making fun of them and their uniforms.

1:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think they all look great!

4:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMFAO Thats great, OMFG... I am still laughing! Funny Funny Shit!

5:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahahaha!!!!!!! too fuckin' funny.

c.allen

6:10 AM  
Anonymous la la said...

bwaahahahahahaha

this is fuckin' awesome.

6:23 AM  
Blogger Eric2 said...

kudos. But methinks you have too much free time on yr hands.

7:50 AM  
Anonymous Cyberlola said...

I am going to link to this from my own Myspace mockery site ~ The Myspace Fucktard Message Center
Thanks for the laugh!~

7:56 AM  
Anonymous Daniel said...

ciHow were you able to match all of these? Are you a comic book nerd and are able to match people on the street with comic book characters? I guess it's a kinda cool skill.

I've always said I am too lazy to be a hipster, because I don't have the energy to dress up THAT much before I go outside.

9:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brilliant!

Tedious work, I know, but WORTH IT!

9:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my god this is the best shit ever!!! -travytrav

9:29 AM  
Anonymous Christine said...

You're so damned smart I'm jealous...you rock!

9:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SO DEAD-ON ACCURATE, IT'S BEYOND FUNNY. SOMEONE HAD TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS... BUT A SUPERB IMAGINATION, AS WELL!

9:32 AM  
Anonymous Mimi said...

Thank you for sharing this. I absolutely enjoyed this!

9:44 AM  
Anonymous Isaiah said...

Haha this is almost funnier than innocent dead babies. Almost. I was half expecting to see myself on there. I think I should be on there.

9:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fucking brilliant.....
is a full fledged comic book based on these suburban kids in the works yet?

10:14 AM  
Anonymous AG said...

The best part is.. all these people will be thrilled to be the subject of our giggles. It's cool to be lame now... it gives you something to whine about and a good reason for a bad haircut.

10:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O RLY?

10:32 AM  
Anonymous Satan's Buttplug said...

I dunno - some of these are funny as hell, but I'd be be honored to think I looked like Rogue or Wolverine!

10:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YA RLY

10:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO!!!

10:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMFAO BFF BYOB ROFLCOPTER LOLix0rz HAHAHA!!11!ELEVENTYONE!!

11:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm sending this out to all of my friends, i actually fell out of my chair laughing, and the comic-book angle was just too perfect.

11:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the funny thing is....the person that wrote that about all of those people is probably some fat bitch or pipmled guy who cant get a lick of sex and takes it out on people who are easily pointed at...personally, majority of the women on that page are very attractive, and them doing different things with their hair that "everyday bastards" dont do, only makes them sexier. so just get off of your throne of insult, take that finger that you're pointing at these people,hell...take all ten of those fingers, and SHOVE EM' UP YUR ARSE! then go clean up, find yourself, and try to find a partner in life so you dont have to waste time picking on these different people.

11:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that was pretty much gorgeous. thanks :)

11:27 AM  
Anonymous Julz said...

HELL YES!

11:31 AM  
Anonymous Angela said...

this just made my afternoon :)j

11:34 AM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

Demonbaby is my hero...along with Tom Ate my Soul. Websites like these make Myspace worth it!

11:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So what? You're saying Marvel Super-Heroes have sillier fashion sense than those over at DC?

11:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MOST excellent

11:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

all sooo totally fake. at least post real users.

11:58 AM  
Blogger Rob said...

Hey douchebag who just commented about them being fake: pay attention - it's OVER A YEAR OLD, some of the profile URLs have changed. I've updated the links to the ones I still have in my favorites list, but otherwise you'll have to user your imagination. Cockfag.

12:24 PM  
Anonymous greentart said...

*sigh*.. the second one looks more like astro boy...lol i loves it

12:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's easy to make fun of me when you don't even know me! I'd like to see how bad your hair looks Mr Cooler than the rest of us.

You suck.

12:29 PM  
Blogger meekomouse said...

okay. so that was rather fabulous. that one guy didn't like the superhero references, but yes i think that is the absolute beauty of the site. without that, you would just be making fun of people- which brings me to my humble suggestion. mabe you could just concentrate on the similarities to the comic book characters and leave the good/bad hair judgement to the audience. that way people can be happy or embarrassed or proud as they see fit and no one is the bad guy. you can be instead the brilliant, funny, original and gracious guy. the images are wonderful. absolutely beautifully done, visually.

1:07 PM  
Blogger meekomouse said...

you know what. you really aren't being very harsh at all. what i said was too much for what you've done but still you know what i mean. but really it's probably fine. fabulous. i think you're nice.

1:09 PM  
Blogger GreenSmile said...

ah culture.

Like a fluid, seeking its own level.

winding up in a septic tank

1:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ogkity44: omg
ogkity44: i found the funniest thing
ogkity44: check it out
ogkity44: http://www.demonbaby.com/blog/2004/04/first-annual-myspace-stupid-haircut.html
Lab Rat988: LOL!!
Lab Rat988: these people are ugly
ogkity44: I'm still reading the whole page...it's hilarious.
ogkity44: he compares them to marvel comic super heros
ogkity44: it's funny
Lab Rat988: I know1!!!
ogkity44: omg...I LOVE IT
Lab Rat988: I KNOW
ogkity44: thank god for people being as bored as I am on days like these!!!
ogkity44: lol
Lab Rat988: lol i know



I loved this....thank you. : )

1:29 PM  
Anonymous Alyson said...

[insert obligatory "omg dude hahaha" here]

2:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
"even though it's fun and games, it's still mean to make fun of ppl. They should be left alone.....It probably makes you feel good making fun of others because of your own insecurities, am i right?..."

Makes me feel good, that's for sure.

2:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i sent this to my coworker and i heard him L-O-L'ing over it.

2:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you know, they attacked the ifle tower too, the french all thought it was tacky and wanted it torn down,and look at it now, a national icon, stand strong french bread heads

2:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are the reason for shcool shootings.

2:38 PM  
Blogger Erik Purne said...

fuck yeah.

best of show:
"Arch Enemy: Walls; Known Allies: xmatthewx"

made my morning. thanks.

2:49 PM  
Anonymous Veronica said...

This is effing amazing!

3:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dude.
that shit is amazing.
plus.
i've often thought of asking these people what the fuck but.. youve done that for me, in a much nicer way.

awesome.
plus i just had a great laugh. thanks.

3:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the only thing that could be funnier is if these people were on fire

3:31 PM  
Anonymous Wendy Pleff said...

Maybe I'm just getting old and crotchety. But to me all of the guys on this page look like complete dongbags in need of a severe kicking.

3:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ha! a comic book nerd judging people.

http://cbg.nohomers.net/images/frames/computer6.jpg

3:59 PM  
Anonymous janice said...

this was very funny, but i do have one complaint. not actually about the haircut comparisons, but about many of the comments. why are all of these people being called "emo"? one of my big pet peeves is considering anyone who listens to any sort of indie rock and dresses different than the mall kids as "emo." if my dad wears an argyle sweater vest is he "emo"? no.
and every kid who thinks s/he is "emo" needs to put down the braid album and pick up some rites of spring.

that said, i'll say again that this was indeed extremely clever. and i'd be terribly curious to see the hairstyle of every person who left a comment. i'm sure there are a ton of "winners" in the bunch.

4:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it's kinda irresponsible to be so mean to these kids. Why can't we all just learn to love one another? These retards go to great lengths to look as ridiculous as they do. They're all winners in my book.

4:44 PM  
Anonymous Cait Mizzi said...

OK. that marta girl - her hair is awesome. i work in the fashion industry - so my opinion is valid (or at least i would hope it is). keep it up marta!

5:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ya someone is posing as a Dir En Grey member. That liquid dude or what ever,I think that is breaking laws because their pictures are owned and copy written by and insanely popular band

5:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only thing funnier than this page is the numbered advice comments from that one guy ... "if you want to make this serious" ... hahaha you get the 'missed the point' award you moron.

6:31 PM  
Blogger z said...

This is genius. Pure, unadulterated genius. Bravo, sir. Bravo!

8:27 PM  
Anonymous FaggotXcore said...

meh

9:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I laughed my ass off. Thanks!

9:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you my friend are a god. i want you as the next president of the united states.

11:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

white power!!

12:23 AM  
Anonymous PussyGalore said...

this is fantastic, thanx a million for a really good laugh... :oD

5:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Frackin awesome I laughed my ass off great job man.

6:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, half these folks are sexy. to me, but then again. I like bad haircuts. But I love the comparisons it's awesome!

7:42 AM  
Anonymous Jess said...

holy crap dude that was flippin genius

9:01 AM  
Blogger Navin said...

Come to Scotland. The State demands all people under twenty-five have one or several attributes to their:

a) asymmetry
b) a mullet
c) hair cut that is front to back
d)multiple colours (an extra bursary for having no patch of colour greater than 5 cm square.)

The State also encourages that the more money your parents make the more you should dress like a tramp.

funny country.

9:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I fucking hate scene kids and hipsters. This rocks.

9:16 AM  
Anonymous shae said...

This is brilliant! I MUST show it to my hubby, he's a comic geek. Why the hell didn't we think of it first! Well done!!!

9:21 AM  
Anonymous Souliscious said...

THIS is fucking HI-larious!

10:06 AM  
Anonymous missdelicious said...

Fucking brilliant!

10:25 AM  
Anonymous quran said...

where did you find this shit??? this is one of the most funniest shit i've seen in a long time

11:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate people

12:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alright.
This is somewhat funny but alot of these people REALLY put time to think about creativity for their hair. For some people its how they express themselves. Alot of these ARE unique. I want to see some of you people who are making fun of them try to do that to your hair. Alright didnt think so. Anyways why dont you think about how much time some people take to come up with this. Dont see you doing that..Also some of these arnt 'scene'. There unique. You prolly dont know what scene is if your calling them that.
Think about it.

12:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that was awsome they even looked real!!

1:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what the hell is scene?

1:37 PM  
Anonymous Cypress said...

WOW you have really got this page together I was laughing my ass off the whole time!!! I can't wait to see the update. the alter egos were perfect!!

1:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OH! it's another comment! wow gee wiz this is great! who the hell actually has read this thread this far down? woo hoo! i can say whatever i want!! i found a potato chip in my dresser after i bought it used and I didn't eat it! or did i?

this is awesome though. hilarious.

2:07 PM  
Blogger jahi said...

some of the people leaving these comments are bigger idiots then the dudes with fuckin hair in there faces were all guilty of bad expression.

3:11 PM  
Anonymous EXTRMEGIRL said...

MY HAIR CUT IS MORE EXREME THAN ANYONE'S IN THE WORLD AND I PUT THEM ALL TO SHAME!!!!!

FIGHT CRIME,
EXTREME GIRL!!!

3:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

poor, poor Kaoru-sama. o.o

3:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is sweet. ignore every comment that bashes u, this is amazing!

4:28 PM  
Blogger Me said...

And all those people from MySpace will celebrate at being "winners" for these "awards" *rolls eyes*

4:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you people need serious help, i hope your parents disowned you

5:29 PM  
Blogger GutterCup The Cuntress said...

this was the best thing ever, and for the kids talking shit, you're just mad because you did'nt make the cut.

6:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh yay, another site bashing so called scene kids, what a great way to make fun of them by taking so much interest in something as petty as their hair.
You really showed them who's boss!

6:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha, fagasses

6:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so any teen your young person who dosent want to dress, talk or act like African American/Black is stupid is the point of these pictures!? Fuck you top40 listening, soccer mom loving hippacrits! Those people in the pics have more of a fucking life than ANY of you assholes!

I am goth and loving it! You wanna hate me/us? Just adds fuel to my furious fire!

7:01 PM  
Blogger elyzion said...

best page ever

7:28 PM  
Anonymous PERViuX said...

Good f*n job on finding the comic heroes to compare them with. I will say this though. NO ONE and I mean NO ONE is to be compared to EN SABA NUR aka APOCALYPSE! :)

8:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

beautiful...simply beautiful
fuck emo and all that

8:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i so enjoyest wearing that rogue looking hair-style that night. some guys even maked a porn movie where i eated so much cum i didn't had to dinner!! they were so hot, and i couldn´t stop afetr that! meet me at rogueeatsanything.com

9:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bitchin

9:29 PM  
Anonymous jodiatthezoo said...

OHMYGOD!!! I had to mail a few of these people and tell em....i love the marvel analogies though....

9:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i love how much they all really look like the marvel characters.
very well done sir.

9:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is seriously amazing. so true so true...

10:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL Such good impressions!!!

12:39 AM  
Blogger robin said...

well done.

12:52 AM  
Anonymous mailbot said...

fucking awesome!!!

SUPER FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!

1:13 AM  
Anonymous zabe said...

Oh, you totally rock, spread the word of bad trendy haircuts!

3:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it sad that I actually know some of those people, yet I find this incredibly amusing??

3:59 AM  

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