The First Annual MySpace Stupid Haircut Awards!

With so many fantastically stupid hairstyles floating around MySpace, I've found myself adding the best of the worst to my favorites list over the past few months, compiling a sort of "Hall Of Shame" which I knew, one day, needed to be presented to the masses.

So now I bring you the super heroes of bad style. The hipsters, the goths, the just-plain-confused... They are:

The MySpace Legion Of Extraordinary Stupid Hair Super Heroes!

Special thanks to Tamar for contributing to the captions on these.

MySpace Name: Demanda	Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Karnilla
		Hair Style: The I-Really-Hope-Most-of-That-Is-a-Wig Stylist: Twiggy Ramirez Super Powers: Able to locate the nearest Hot Topic within a 100 mile radius.

MySpace Name: THE ACTION	Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Rhino
		Hair Style: The Horn of Rebellion Mode Of Transportation: Mom's mini-van, when she lets him borrow it Arch Enemies: Parents, Narcs, The System!!

MySpace Name: Lacey	Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Cerise
		Hair Style: Fins Of Fury Super Powers: Aerodynamic head shape allows for light-speed emergency trips to Claire's Boutique for pink accessories Arch Enemies: Humidity Woman, Low Ceiling Man Secret Weapon: Rainbow Brite Lunchbox

MySpace Name: LEX	Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Wolverine
		Hair Style: The Rockabilly-Gone-Awry Super Powers: Ability to list both Elvis and The Faint on MySpace profile Base Of Operations: Suburban gas station

MySpace Name: otanno	Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Apocalypse
		Hair Style: The Smurf-Took-A-Shit-On-Billy-Corgan Stylist: Boy George Arch Enemies: Gender Identity Man

MySpace Name: NoWhere Girl	Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: American Eagle
		Hair Style: The Punk's-Not-Dead Base Of Operations: Local thrift shop Super Powers: Enhanced ability to modify ironic children's t-shirts into shoddy fashion statements

MySpace Name: xmatthewx	Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Maelstrom
		Hair Style: The Hipster Helmet Stylist: Conor Oberst on crack Super Powers: Deceptive ability to fool enemies by hiding half of his face to appear more attractive than he actually is Secret Weapon: Dual-action straightening iron

MySpace Name: Marta	Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Sillouette
		Hair Style: The No-Really-I-Wanted-It-To-Look-That-Way Stylist: Stevie Wonder Known Allies: Bjork

MySpace Name: Scary	Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Torgo
		Hair Style: The Novelty Wig Stylist: Raggedy Ann

MySpace Name: imSocial	Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Longshot
		Hair Style: The Irony Mullet Stylist: Sting Super Powers: Ability to conceal his identity from enemies by transforming into a washed-up 80's rocker

MySpace Name: Ugly	Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Electron
		Hair Style: The Haven't-I-Seen-You-At-Metal-Shop? Stylist: Tommy Lee Base Of Operations: Guitar Center Super Powers: Ability to ROCK. Ability to select startlingly appropriate MySpace nicknames for himself

MySpace Name: poison	Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Calypso
		Hair Style: The I-Used-To-Be-A-Raver Stylist: Suicidegirls.com Super Powers: Ability to change facial expressions with an eyebrow pencil Base Of Operations: Burning Man Festival

MySpace Name: Mr Liquid Cube	Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Emplate
		Hair Style: The Anime Warrior Stylist: Yu-Gi-Oh! Known Allies: Edward Scissorhands Secret Weapon: Product Arch Enemy: Gravity

MySpace Name: ewww its Raquel	Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: The In-Betweener
		Hair Style: The Punk Skunk Stylist: Pepe Le Pew Super Power: Mouth piercings give her the ability to transmit STDs with a single touch of the lips Base Of Operations: In front of a mirror

MySpace Name: Tom	Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Proudstar
		Hair Style: The Asymmetry-Is-So-In Stylist: His sister Super Powers: Superhuman performance of the siezure dance at trendy 80's night Secret Weapon: Women's jeans

MySpace Name: Liz	Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Virgo
		Hair Style: The Drag Queen Wig Stylist: Clearly, nobody. Base Of Operations: Behind the cafeteria Arch Enemies: The popular kids

MySpace Name: jasper	Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Porcupine
		Hair Style: The Way-Too-Ugly-To-Pull-This-Off Stylist: Interpol, he wishes. Base Of Operations: Lit Super Powers: Casting smug looks to mask his own insecurities

MySpace Name: antoinette	Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Photon
		Hair Style: The As-If-My-Head-Wasn't-Big-Enough-Already Stylist: Jack Osbourne. Base Of Operations: Band camp Secret Weapon: Clarinet

MySpace Name: AudyMurda	Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Rogue
		Hair Style: The Oops-I-Did-It-Again Stylist: Jillian Barberie Super Power: Can attack enemies with flock of killer birds nesting in her hair Arch Enemy: Hair Brush Man Secret Weapon: Aquanet

MySpace Name: Hex	Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Birdbrain
		Hair Style: The Palm Tree Stylist: The Crow Super Power: Ability to impress no one with his collection of import Einsturzende Neubauten 7" vinyls Base Of Operations: DJ booth at industrial club

MySpace Name: Mikey	Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Chthon
		Hair Style: The Who-Needs-Vision-When-You-Look-This-Fucking-Cool Stylist: Lord Dark Helmet Arch Enemy: Walls Known Allies: xmatthewx

MySpace Name: Emily Strange	Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Magneto
		Hair Style: The Purple Heart Super Power: Ability to scare off the preppy kids at the mall, because she's so strraaaaaaaange! Base Of Operations: Hot Topic Secret Weapon: Punky Colors

And, by popular demand...

MySpace Name: Rob	Marvel Superhero Alter-Ego: Hulk
		Hair Style: The Too-Much-Product Pseudo-Hipster Mess Stylist: Supercuts Super Power: Ability to make fun of complete strangers about things he is almost just as guilty of Base Of Operations: The same trendy hangouts he makes fun of Secret Weapon: Self-deprecation

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