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Fuck, I hate fat people

So I've been holding back on this one, because somewhere there's a point where my mean-spirited nature takes a turn into downright cruelty. But when my dear friend and kindred spirit Tiffany brought to my attention the mini epidemic of people being sooooo morbidly obese that they become GRAFTED TO THEIR COUCHES... Well, I have to speak up.

And I'll say it, right now: I hate fat people. Fuck 'em. And I'm not talking about you, girl-reading-this-who-is-twenty-pounds-overweight-and-just-got-offended-and/or-self-conscious (although, now that we're on the subject, you probably should hit up the treadmill). I'm talking about these like, three and four hundred pound motherfuckers. The kind of morbidly obese bohemoths that only the great U-S of A, home of Wal-Mart and McDonald's, can produce in mass quantity. The kind whose greasy lard rolls slurch over into my seat on an airplane. The kind who blame everyone but their fat fucking selves for all their weight problems. And I wouldn't bring this up except that, as I said, people are now SO fat, and SO lazy, that they become one with their couches. This woman was on her couch for SIX YEARS, not even getting up to take a shit. Yeah. That's right.

And then there's this guy, who weighed over 1000 lbs. when he was finally forklifted off of his couch to a nearby hospital:



Look at that dude's fucking portrait. That is a fucking masterpiece.

Now, I would take this opportunity to write a witty and poignant piece about the laziness and overindulgence of American culture, but I think that simply transcribing the conversation I had with Tiffany after she showed me these articles would better serve all interests:

Tiffany: http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0811HalfTonMan11-ON.html

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!! That picture!!

Tiffany: You love it. Stop your cryin'.

Me: He looks like he wants to touch me where my bathing suit covers...

...and then, like, eat a puppy.

Tiffany: OK, so I know I'm fat. But, like, once your weight starts with a "3"? Don't you think "Maybe I should stop eating for a little while?" Or even when you finally can start telling people your weight in tonnage, for real? i.e. "I weigh a QUARTER-TON."

Me: From the article: " A group known as the League of Human Dignity helped arrange for Deuel to be driven to a local livestock scale, where he could be weighed." What an incredibly dignifying thing for them to do: Taking a fat guy to a fucking livestock scale. "Hi, we're here from the League of Human Dignity to roll you onto a forklift so we can weigh you like cattle."

Tiffany: And that they took credit for it. Nice going, Human Dignitarians.

Me: Awww, he was only 300 lbs. short of the world record! That may seem like a lot, but not when you're already rockin' the quadruple digits.

Tiffany: Right. if you're already 1000 lbs, why not just fucking go for it? I mean, make your mark in the world, dude. BE the fattest guy ever.

Me: Yeah. Shoot for the fucking stars, man. You're probably a couple weeks away from the coronary-to-end-all-coronaries, anyway. Go out in style.

He looks like Uncle Fester with boobs... BIG fucking boobs.

Tiffany: Seriously. I mean, I don't have cleavage like that, and I rock DDs, for shit's sake. Also, I'm a GODDAMN GIRL and should have boobs. Manboobs are always a "no" in my book.

Me: Those defy manboobs, dude. Those things practically have zip codes. He's probably in violation of some zoning laws with those fuckers.

You know, I would guess that each one of those weighs as much as me.

Tiffany: Yes, my little manorexic, I'm sure they do.

Me: Oh, and of course, he blames his obesity "partly on genetics." Yeah, that "part" might have been your first 200 pounds, lardass. I think you can safely blame your own obscene gluttony for the other EIGHT HUNDRED POUNDS.

Tiffany: HA! Yeah, you can't roll out with a half-ton ass and be all, "Oh, I'm big-boned". DINOSAURS are that big-boned, not humans. Get off it, fatty.

Me: I can't get enough of this dude's picture. That EVIL LOOK on his face. It's like it's not good enough just to be so fucking elephantine that you can only be weighed with a livestock scale - you have to get all John Wayne Gacy on us, to boot.

Like, you can see in his eyes that he's thinking about eating a baby. Whole.

Tiffany: That just made me laugh so hard. You are so fucking cruel. It's really beautiful.

Me: Usually if you're really cruel it means you hate yourself, on some level. But I think I fucking rule, so I'm not sure what that's all about.

Tiffany: I think, sir, you just entered yourself into "Tiffy's Profile Quote Hall of Fame".

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79 Comments:

Anonymous Daniel said...

Yep, it's amazing how some people can look truth in the eye and make up shit. Hell, I used to be one. I weighed in at 360 lbs last year. I was shocked and more than ashamed. I did something about it though. I lost 100lbs during my senior year in high school. If you want an easy way to lose 70 lbs in three and a half months, take wrestling. My doctor flipped about it. It's pretty funny looking back on it, it was work but anyone can do it.

8:47 AM  
Blogger Orlock said...

Yeah, I agree with you on the deluded fat fucks.

I'm not skinny, but I never tried to blame shit on anyone other than my own greedy ass.

I'm losing, now, as I found out I am diabetic.

I bet that guy in the picture is really dead and no one knows it. His heart probably exploded 10 years ago.

9:58 AM  
Anonymous sassie said...

I'M FUCKING FAT AND I HATE MYSELF.

You're right. I've been trying to figure out a way to off myself for some time now. Just because I'm fat. How fat am I you ask?

A BLUBBERING 284 pounds (in a 5'5" frame)

I mean, there is no point to my life if I'm fat. I have no valid contribution to society, right?

Well, I'm glad we all cleared that up.

This world would be so much better if it were filled with thin people. Lenin was thin. So was Hitler. George Bush is thin.

I mean, THEY all were acceptable just because of their body fat count.

(whew)

I sure am glad this post clears it all up for everyone.

Thanks everybody!

You may now return to your sad little lives...

3:12 PM  
Anonymous FAT CHICK said...

Here is a fat amount of space in your blog. Just to piss you off.






























































woo. that was fun!

8:41 AM  
Anonymous TUSTIN said...

HA to the two above comments.

I'm... er... 22 stone. Click on my name to see me. I don't look morbidly obese, but I AM a fat fuck, and it's my own fault for eating too much, and not taking up kickboxing, like I keep promising to do.

To Fat Chick, and Sassie - Jesus, burn some calories. We're not supposed to be that fat, girls. It's unhealthy, it's disgusting.

So, from one fat fuck to two others, stop bitching about societys stance on fat people, and just accept you ate overweight, and you need to fucking DO something about it.

Anyway, I'm off to eat Ice Cream. And pies. And drink Baileys.

1:22 AM  
Anonymous Sassie said...

Thanks for the sentiment, Daniel, but I can't lose weight, because I have a thyroid disease. I diet and exercise more than the average person just to stay at the weight that I am.

Oh, well... off to the gym...

4:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fuck you fat son of a bitches. lose so goddamn weight and quit eating so much goddamn mcdonalds.

2:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I HATE FATASSES....EVENTUALLY THE WORLD IS GOING TO FALL TO PIECES CAUSE THERS TOO MUCH WEIGHT>.>..its not global warming causing rise in water--its fat people taking "diet" cruises displacnig the god damn oceans------GET A GOD DAMN TREDMIL TUBBY!!!!!

9:21 AM  
Anonymous sassie said...

I love the brilliant minds that post on this board.

It's a real testiment to the guy who created it. Boy, oh boy - you guys are real brainiacs here.

8:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One day you will probably become one of these fat people and really hate your self and than what? Are you going to do us all a favor and comit suicide? You really have issues.

6:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh dear......

10:46 PM  
Blogger Mike Goodwin said...

damn u've got some serious hatred peeps.
i dont mind fat people.
I have nothing at all against fat people.
Its only the fat people who give loads of excuses like "im big boned", "i have a slow metabolism".
Fat in general is fine with me. :-)
i used to be fat. no excsues

2:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, I'm fat and I fucking love love it. No one messes with me, 'cause I'll just sit on their anorexic asses. Plus, eating rocks. People, you're gonna die anyway, why not have a cushioned fall when your heart gives out?

11:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I AINT GOT A PRIOBLEM WTH BIG PEOPLE BUT THERE IS DEFINATLY A LIMIT WHEN CURVY TURNS TO JUST PLAIN FAT..HUMAN BODIES AINT BUILT TO CARRY HUGE AMOUNTS OF FAT ON THEM...IM NATURALLY SMALL MYSELF ANDI CANT STAND GETTING ABUSE FROM FAT PEOPLE AINT MY FAULT YA LET YASELF GO..EVERYONE JUST GOT TO LOVE THEMSELVES FOR WHAT THEYVE GOT CAUSE IT MAKES YOU NO MORE OR NO LESS OF A PERSON WHATEVER SIZE YOU MAY BE..I JUST THINK ITS RUDE HOW PEOPLE CAN GET SO NASTY OVER SUCH A SUBJECT..AS LONG AS YOUR HAPPY AND HEALTHY THEN ALL GOOID :)

5:18 PM  
Anonymous Georgie Porgio Puddin' and Pie said...

Okay, that last ALL CAPS person is a moron. Self contradicting, moron. And, please, by all means, remain ANONYMOUS.

First of all, if you are naturally small, don't you think there are people who are naturally big?

Secondly, when does curvy actually turn to "just plain fat". Isn't that a subjective meter, or is there a way to measure when it turns so that we will all know what category we fall in.

Personally, I fall in the "could lose 10-15 pounds" on the Standard Insurance BMI scale. So, am I curvy, or "just plain fat".

People, this is the last acceptable discrimination in the world. I mean, how many blogs do you see talking about how you just plain hate black people or people with disabilities, or for that matter, annhilisticly minded caucasian males who have nothing better to do than rant on a blog about what they hate?

Hmmm. I'll be sending ya'll some love right about now...

5:50 PM  
Anonymous jess the sexy beast said...

all fat people are fat

1:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm with you on this fat people thing. I find it repulsive when very overweight people wear tight/skimpy clothing, but with people who are slightly overweight I don't mind it. It's just annoying when people moan about how they're so fat, when the only reason for it is that they sit on their lazy arses all day. It's like if you really want to do something about it, go to the gym and start eating stuff that doesn't just come out of the microwave.
My one exception is fat kids though, I feel sorry for fat kids with fat parents, because it's not their fault they're fat- it's their parents' for setting the example and feeding them junk.

9:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how do you compare being fat to being black...that was cute. Being fat shows a lack of character and drive. Thyroid desease doesn't make you fat...consuming more calories in a day than your body burns makes you fat. If your body burns less calories eat less calories, or be a fat ass and take responsibility for it.

10:59 AM  
Anonymous morgan said...

Descriminating against races or genders or ugly people is actually mean, because they can't realistically do anything about it to change it themselves. However, fat is the most disgusting substance in the world and anyone can avoid it if they so desire. It's just a matter of priority- if you'd rather eat, then by all means be a fat fuck. But if being attractive and thin is more important, then DO NOT LIVE TO EAT. It's a personal choice, and you are what you repeatedly do. Goddamn. Have some self-respect.

5:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go here and try to tell me these people don't disgust you. http://www.docteurconseil.com/actualite/images/obese.jpg, http://www.nephite.com/images/2003/obese_men.jpg, http://badgas.co.uk/cruel/obese.jpg

3:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ignorant, bigoted piece of shit.

please die.

i send you the cancer curse.

hey, at least you'll be thin.

1:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate fat people.
They make me sick to even look at.
Imagine feeling there fat rolls on you.
They should fucking lose some weight and stop eating so much food.
Them fatties man seriously get up and go do some excersize
or eat something healthy before you become so fat you'll explode.
All fatso's are lazy and next time you fall over and think you are hurt imagine all the people you hurt when you caused an earthquake you big lazy fatties.
i hate fatties.

10:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i wouldnt say i hate fat people (well i do say it often) but i usually am refering to the morbidly obese people...jesus christ..is it really that fucking hard not to be 500 lbs???? i eat mcdonalds almost everyday and i bet im more lazy then any of you and i weigh about 110 lbs if that...if i can do that im sure if youre getting up there it wouldnt be that fuckin hard to lose a couple pounds aye???

11:34 PM  
Anonymous Tenchi-gator said...

Fat people suck. I don't hate people for things they can't control, like what race they are. But it's the fat person's fault that they're so damn fat.Don't blame it on genetics fatass, it's your fault you're fat and you know it. Which is exactly why I have no prob laughing at you and hating your fat ass.
-Tenchi-gator

5:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey, that girl who said about hitler n george bush, totally right!
if hitler was thin they could of shot his fat ass because he couldent walk or run fast.
i think you will find most very overweight people cant help it and have some sort of eating disorder.
i used to be massively over weight, but after eating like a rabbit and slaving away at the gym every day i lost all my fatty blubber after a year, but removed some of it with surgery because i had loose skin. but i only did it for myself. dont do it for stupid idiots who spend there time coplaning about fat people!

12:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guys,

These people have problems, lets not insult them.

Anyway there probably no more like that gguy in the world

12:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two words:

Fat tax.





Obviously if they have enough money to buy that much food, they ought to be able to help with the national debt, right? And fat people aren't totally harmless, they increase insurance rates for people because they get sick and stuff, but a fat tax would encourage fat people to lose some weight and help everybody, especially themselves.

10:31 PM  
Blogger cathy said...

you people are retarded.

11:12 PM  
Anonymous Thanach said...

hmmm... a few things
1. I am a fat person, I am close to 300 pounds, but I am 6'2" and only look like I'm about 250 pounds.
2. I hate really fat people, hell I hate ignorant fat people. I just think that a line has to be drawn, I know I'm fat, I hate it, I am trying to lose weight, hell, I've lost 70 pounds in the last year alone. But still, you have to make a distinction between the ignorant fat fucks who think the world is their oyster, ride around in scooters and have handicap plates because they're so fuckin fat. I am not ignorant, yes, I have been hated because I am fat, but I am aware of the fact I am overweight. I am polite about it, I excuse myself and try to shrink when I have to take a plane because I feel bad for the person next to me, and I don't even go past my own armrests.
3. People who hate all fat people are just as bad as people who hate all jews or all blacks or all whites or all ________ just because they are _______ . Get a grip, get a life. Not all of us are the same.
4. To all of you that hate ALL fat people. Next time you see one that's dressed well and acts intelligent, do yourself a favor and talk to them before forming an opinion. If they're ignorant, then hate them, if not, don't.

Oh, and for those of you that want to know what I look like, you can find me at:
http://www.myspace.com/thanach

9:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Right. If you can possibly say you hate all fat people, you have even more issues than the fat ones. Unfortunately, society today does not base you on how intelligent, witty or imaginitive you are; but on how you look. I must admit, it's not pleasant to see a SERIOUSLY overweight person, obese, beyond the weight of a rhino - but those people need pity and support, not ridicule and insults. I myself am on the high end of normal, BMI of 23. What pisses me off more than fat people complaining they're fat is skinny people complaining they're fat.

12:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. If it were up to me, I would have the world executed of fat people. I do not care if they have a desiese. But it matters how much they actually eat. If they eat as much as a normal person, (about 7/8 of a big plate), But it also matters on What they actually eat. If its mcdonalds, kill them. If its chicken and rice, and a salad on the side, ( a real salad with tomatoes, onions, cucumbers, and sunflower oil and lemon juice), good for you you live.
2. I FREKIN HATE FAT PEOPLE JUST DIE

3:47 PM  
Anonymous grim reaper said...

Just wait till you get older. I'm a "middle aged" man who weighs 175 and 6'1 tall. Now that is an accomplishment! Don't start your celebration yet.

11:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man I know so many people that are tired of their overweight spouses I started a website

www.myfatspouse.com

The reason was that whenever a wife or husband came to the internet for help, all the boards and stuff would go crazy and call them abusive, callouse, shallow and mean, but its a legit concern.

Now my site gets attacked from these clowns at the naafa.org
they think diet and excercise don't work...they are where all these "fat" excuses come from.. they blame the rest of the world for their own gluttony

11:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is only one excuse in the entire world to avoid losing weight. If you are INCAPABLE of bowel movements, then be as fat as you want. The truth of the matter is that in order to become fat, you put more in your mouth than what comes out your ass.

Stop eating so much. You can live off your body fat for days without a single meal if you have to.

Oh, a thyroid problem? Genetic disease? Emotional distress? I don't care. Can you take a crap? Even if you bleed out your ass every time? If yes, then do THAT more than you EAT. VOILA.

10:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was recently diagnosed with anorexia.

I'm 5'4 and weigh 75 pounds.

stop complaining, no one makes you go to 4 doctors aweek.

10:18 AM  
Anonymous annoyed 15 year old said...

i agree completly about some of these fat ass people walking around (and not walking too) some of them have little chairs to carry their fat so they don't work AT ALL, and the ones that wear the extremely tight jeans so that all their fat hangs out over the top, muffin top to the extremes....it's like an extreme sport among fat people. now, i'm not going to say that i'm skinny (i'm 155 pounds and 5'6") but i don't have fat hanging around all over the place, and i'm also trying to lose the extra weight. get off your asses and do some shit you fat lards.

2:57 PM  
Anonymous Xavior said...

Greetings to all you unintellectual adriots on this blog! I just wanted to say thanks for the laughs, and that i agree that the expression "big boned" is hardly beliveable when your large enough to be in the 900 club (just so you know the 900 club is an actual website for history's greatest obese people). I must also state that im tired of every person who can not see their own feet over their over bloated stomachs to stare at me unkindly as they "walk" past me (and by "walk" i mean they are probably flowing foward from the great gravational pull of their enlarged frontal area) just because I am only about 100 pounds. I also hate the fact that fat people around me in a resturant say "Your nothing but skin and bones kid, and you dont have much on your plate, you too poor to afford anything?". The fact of the matter is that I don't eat a large amount of pure lard every 10 seconds. Also if you find yourself offended reading this, then please for the sake of living past 40, start trying to work out and moderate the amount of food you consume. That is all.

8:47 PM  
Blogger Shadraq said...

It's still ok to hate midgets, atheists and fat people. They have to have a few marches before they're recognized as "unhatable" and I'm gonna bet good money the fatties will be the last ones to go pull that off.

1:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah i cant stand it when i see those obese fuckers riding scooters in wal mart because theyre too damn fat. im 6ft and weigh 150. i am TRYING to gain weight (20 lbs) to get muscle for sports. obese people are like drug addicts, you can just see it take control of them more. they take up space and piss me off. i know a lot of friendly people that are fat, and i dont really notice it because theyre my friends, but they arent straight up whales. i wouldn't continuously ridicule a fat ass, but i would simply give a firm suggestion and walk away. sure, some people are husky, large build, or even have beer guts; but im not talkin about them. just the ones you look at and think HOLY SHIT. theyre disgusting.

9:58 PM  
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4:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a big problem with anybody who has this "confident," "individualistic" attitude that makes them believe that the world revolves around them. I mean these fat fucks proudly walking down the street, leaning back to counteract their huge gut in the front, sliding up into their enormous SUVs with handicapped plates. These are the same people who ride around in those horrible little scooters that are made for people with REAL unavoidable health problems. I think fat people are fat because they eat too much crappy food and don't exercise. And most of them don't want to change their lifestyle because our society tends to victimize itself. It's always someone else's fault in America. People should eat a normal amount of food (normal by doctors' standards) and drive mid-sized cars so they don't take up an unfair amount of space and resources. And imagine these doctors saving fat people's lives when they could be saving kids with cancer? These fat fucks should've had enough common sense and common COURTESY to stay a normal weight so that they don't end up expecting other people to save their fat asses. (And I'm talking about fat people, not chubby people. Chubbiness is usually genetic, but fatness IS NOT.)

3:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I damaged my thyroid and my hypothalmus when i fell down two flights of stairs in my walker when i was a year old. My dietician says if i want to maintain my weight, I can't eat more than 800 calories a day. Do you fuckheads know how much that is? That's like two sandwiches and a glass of fuckin milk. There's no fuckin way i'm livin like that just so i can spend those last ten years shitting in a bed pan in a nursing home, secure in knowing some vacuous blogger isn't writing about me in his mom's basement. GFYs

6:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm... well I dont hate fat people, although i do feel really bad for them. it must be so hard. but anyways, i used to be 'fat' i was about 150 in a 5'2 frame, but i lost about 40 pounds and still wanna lose more.

8:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

being fat is hard, I never wanted to be fat. Ive always been fat ever since i was little. Ive tried so many diets and failed abd ive been on them since i was 8. I have no self worth. I'm always thinking about commiting suicide. sometimes i think it would be easier then getting over my addiction of dopamine. Its people like this in the world who make me not want to leave my house because i feel as if i dont deserve to live. Skinny people have no idea what its like to be fat. So dont be telling me to :get on a treadmill or stop stuffing food down your face" if you think it was that easy dont you think there would be less fat people? I wish i had selfcontrol to do that. ive tried starving myself i just end up losing a bunch of weight, then gaining it all back plus an extra 20 lbs and so im not getting anywhere except for fatter. People dont understand how depressing it is to be fat. Nobody likes you. except for other fat people. People are so superficial that they find it okay to make fun of someone who has a problem. When infact everyone has problems, just fat peoples are more noticable.
Everymonth or so i cry for about 4 hours and think about killing myself because i dont feel like society will ever accept me. Going anywhere is horrible experince. Im always self consciece that people are going to say something negative on me that i just stare at the ground hoping that i dont notice them saying or doing something towards me.I just hope you guys dont have loved ones that are fat, and your treat them the way you talk about fat people on this forum. Good luck in life, I hope you figure out what life is realy about and get over yourselves.

7:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, well, i wasn't fat until i had a baby. It totally sucks! I never had problems losing weight before, but now i have to work twice as hard. I know that's my challenge. I could sit on the couch all day eating and watching t.v. with the baby, but instead i get my fat ass out there and talk a walk with her. It's a chioce fuck bags! If you burn more calories than you eat, you will lose. So to all the people who are fat, retarded and lazy; put down the fluffer-nutter and go for a walk. If you are already fused to the couch, it's probably too late. By the way, I gained 75 pounds of fat, not baby, during my pregancy. That's in addition to the 20 pounds i was over to begin with. I know what it's like to be fat. 52 pounds and counting!!!!!!!!

7:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't understand how people can let them selves get to that stage, I couldn't physically do it, I'd have to run myself to death... I don't generally have a problem with slightly overweight people, but I think proper full on fat fucks are disgusting, and I really hate fat girls who wear skimpy clothing (Don't get me wrong, me ex was a bit overweight, but it didnt matter to me, i just mean REALLY fat mother fuckers)

12:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree that fat people should try to lose weight and stop blaming it on genetics. But I don't agree with the comment about George Bush and Hitler being thin. George Bush weighs 192 and is like 5'9"-5'10" and Hitler was 5'8" and weighed about 165. They aren't/weren't morbidly obese or anything; but they definately were not thin.

3:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah people moan ohh look at the anorexic girl 99 percent of the world would probebly want to be her cause she aint a fat whale nooooooo fat people die die die idie!!! and alss u av to do to keep fit and healthy is eat right and do as much exercize as possibleq

1:49 PM  
Anonymous Blake Meadows said...

mmmmk.. I used to way 330.. I now weigh 165.

Thyroid problems, emotional issues, genetics... it's all a big load of greasy, fat-marbled, BULLSHIT.

Every person has a choice. You choose to buy the krispe kreme, you choose to eat the trans-fatty french fries, and you choose to fester on the couch all day. Regardless of what anyone says--if you burn more calories than you consume, you will lose weight. It's that simple.

I will qualify my statements. True, BMI should not determine self-worth. But consider this. If society in general denegrades the value of the obese, it can't nearly compete with the self-denegration the obese impose on themselves.

Formerly Fat Fucker,

Blake

1:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I find you I will stick my fat motherfuckin' fist down your skinny little throats...I've done it before, and I'll do it again you self-righteous little cocksuckers!!!

BRING IT!!!

4:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dudes! It's not about being SKINNY, it's about being FIT AND HEALTHY. If you're skinny and you're anorexic and really unfit, you can also die of a heart attack and many other problems! FAT 'OR' SKINNY are BOTH bad! I was a bit overweight before, but now I'm fit coz i worked out heaps. You can do it, don't do it for society! Do it for youre life expectancy, do you really wona die at 30 from a heart attack (either by FAT or ANOREXIA)?

So you think about it and get working, all you have to do is 1)Stretch muscle warm out 2)Few weight training (with dumbells first then move onto heavier weights) *Push ups are damn good! 3)Cardio! Just do anything, to the point where u sweat like a pig! I just run on the spot, sprint like crazy for like 1 min, and 30 sec jogg and keep repeating this like 10 times. Sounds easy, damn hard!

You need to do muscle building as well as cardio, if u wona be FIT and look toned. ONly doing cardio will make you look all floppy, only doing weights will make you look BUIKY AND FAT. So you gotta do both! I exercise about 1 hour a day, 1 day warm up+weight training+cardio and 2 day warm up+cardio. Only do weight traiing every 2nd day, if u do too much you can get fatigue! but remmeber to NEVER miss cardio, otherwise it won't show progress!

Well, Good luck everyone! Remember, you Eat to survive, not live to eat!

11:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Life sucks fucking shit.

3:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for you lot, prejudice is an ugly ugly thing.

1:03 AM  
Anonymous Brooke said...

The mainstream culture of America is full of contradictions when it comes to weight and body image. Society tells you that being skeleton-skinny is beautiful and then promotes McDonalds and other equally unhealthy fast food chains for your diet. Though crude and raw as usual, Rob makes several very good points in his post. He isn't saying that overweight or obese people should die or "be executed" but how some people refuse to take responsibility for their own bad eating habits. For me, it's not so much about the exact weight to a point, but the quality of life and how healthy you are. I may not be one of the skinniest girls at my school, but I physically more fit than the good majority. Now, when you are so out of shape and bagged down by your weight that you cannot get off of your couch by yourself, you know you are a fucking fat slob. Rob was just saying that fat takes time to build up and that even if you are big-boned or genetically screwed when it comes to weight, you can always eat right and exercise. If you just do that, you may not be skeleton-skinny (which is actually a good thing) but there is no way in hell you're going to be 1000 lbs.

6:52 AM  
Anonymous Guardian said...

To all of the predjudiced people out there:

I spent four years with people who were and are Anorexic, Bullimic, Compulsive Eating, Cutters, Drug Addicts, Criminals, Gang members, People who were sexually abused, and so many other things I won't mention here. I'm fat because I haven't had the motivation or the self control and respect to lose it. My own fault, no one elses. For four years I actively tried to kill myself by eating. It was at boarding school. I tried to eat so much I would have a heart attack and die. Now I want to live and have to lose all the weight I put on. People do different things to deal with the problems in their lives. Some people go lift weights, some listen to music, some eat. Who are we (skinny and fat people) to judge the people around us. I too feel bad about flying on planes. I make myself as small as I can. I don't wear tight clothing, I am a nice guy. I am funny, smart and creative, yet I am never given a chance because of my weight.

TO everyone one who says its so easy to lose weight, just get up and eat less and exercise. Its not as easy as you make it sound. I'm going on an 1800 calorie diet and am hoping to lose weight, I have a lot to lose if I don't. I am healthy other than my insulin levels. I have perfect cholesterol and slightly raised Blood Pressure (120/80.

Losing weight is almost as mental as it is phyiscal. You have to move beyond all of the negative self images you and society have placed in your mind. I know how to lose weight and it is easy to do for me physically (I can hike 15 miles a day in the mountains with a 75 lb pack.) I know this because I have done it for three thirty day sessions. I know I can physically do it (I can almost pass a military fitness test) Its the mental aspects of it that provide the great barriers obese people face. And when people do what they have done here, it makes it harder for those who want to lose weight.

And for anyone who thinks a Thyroid or Carteroid disorder is somthing easy to live with, Fuck you. Its not somthing people use as a crutch, its and honest-to-god problem. I had a friend with a thyroid problem and she couldn't lose weight until she had very expensive surgery to get it fixed.

I expect to get some hatemail from this post and let it come, people are ignorant and petty. Its easy to be callous and cold when you don't have to look the person in the face and see into their eyes when you say things. But its very different in person. Its different when people don't care they are fat and inconvineiencing the people around them, but when you lump all fat people together , its unfair. Its like saying all skinny people are crackwhores simply becuase some of them are. Nothing is going to change because of my post, but mabey it will at least help someone understand and take a look at their own values. Goodnight, its 4 A.M.

12:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fat people what can i say i luv them ever time i see some lard butt i laugh my ass of!!they are all so gross fatty arbuckel. rosanne barr.spanky from the little rascales.danny devito.john goodmann.curly howard.opera winfrey and boss hogg .god they are fat and funny just look at their roles of fat their pig like faces and their large and in charge butts they sit in chairs that break they get stuck in door ways.it is funny to see fat butts suffer clothing that dosent fit .to much mcdonals hamburgers falling out of their mouths god what a laugh!!!!!we luv yah micky dee keep stuffing our big butts with big macs and fries fat people fat people fat people all must be made fun off they are so gross punch one in the face for me......

7:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey their lard butts my name is richard jacques and i hate fat people your are all so gross why dont you loss weight i have been in wissconson texas and now cleveland their are so amny fat butts out their i want to vomit when i see them if you are so fat you cant walk and need a wheel chair then just give it up dunkon dounuts mcdounolds burger king you are evil and destroying the world dont spred you poison to the world and get out off america we dont need any more fass pigs hear any morebe a patriot kill a fat person.go usa we rule fat people suck.

7:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, if you hate fattys so much, go to www.mammathon.coma dn help one get THIN!!!

7:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey just think if you go to www.mammathon.com and give a little there will be one less fatty to look at!!!

7:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey your an ass and I bet you look like a hog your 300 pounds well your huge and chicks do not like fat men i'm sure you must smell bad and you hate yourself you are a jerk who needs to take a look in the mirror a lot of men are over weight and think just because your guys its ok to be fat well wake up honey because you guys do not look good your fat and ladies also like men who are built
not fattys who hate the world because they really hate themselves
ha ha fatso.

10:07 PM  
Anonymous AyamanoKokoro said...

I'm not fat ,but, I am amazed at the cruelty displayed by some of these comments. Although it isn't exactly...aesthetically pleasing to see a morbidly obese person wearing revealing clothing, what good does ridiculing them do? it doesn't help anyone and it's hurtful. Goodness knows that they have enough to deal with without other people constantly insulting them and making rude comments. I don't want to criticize anyone, I'm just trying to show a little sensitivity to the plight of the clinically obese. (Which is quite strange in itself, as I'm usually not a sensitive person....maybe it's because there was once a time I resembled a mini-fridge.)

8:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BOY YOU AMERICANS ARE NASTY FUCKS!!!

bet all you shits that write this kind of crap are real ugly bastards...and have small dicks!!

go the fat people!!!! spread your fat arses everywhere just to fuck these sort of dipshits off.

11:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you ever notice the intelligence of the "thin" person that blogs about "fat" people. For God's Sake they can't even spell the word exercise without screwing it up. Listen all of you "fat-haters" Grow Up. If it sickens you to see a fat person, you are the one with serious problems. Sounds to me like you should have been in Germany with Hitler where he wanted everyone to look the same. Is it pleasant to see a person smoking? Is it pleasant to see a crack head? Is it pleasant to see someone with AIDS? They are all poor choices in life, and I don't judge. Do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven someone will be turned away for being overweight and leading a good life? NO.. it will be you bigoted, biased pieces of crap that judge someone for what they look like. Give me a break. I like anonymous who stated (and I quote) get a tredmil tubby. I say get a dictionary moron. I have to deal with people that can't even spell a simple word. Look at the 5:18 p.m. post all in caps. My goodness, is this person really worried about fat people. She/ He should stop blogging right now and pick up a dictionary. Even a children's dictionary would help. Is this person smarter than a 5th grader? I think not. But atleast he/ she is "small". OH PLEASE or should I say OH PLEESE, you morons might be able to understand the word a little more that way.

10:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah - I'm still considered morbidly obese. I weighed 530 lbs in 2004 and am now down to 330. I'm proud of myself for dropping 200 lbs but I still have a long way to go. I'm just pissed that there are still other fatties way bigger than I am that refuse to get off their asses and try to drop the weight. That's just not damn right.

7:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Try being a 5'3 and weighing 92 lbs like me. At least fat people are in the majority here and you won't be called anorexic every friggin day.

~ Claire

5:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are unbelievably horrible, you make me sick, how dare you, i'm not fat but i think it's really unfair of you to say all that about fat people, they can;t help it. so get a LIFE

12:55 PM  
Anonymous Steve said...

Sure you people can say its ok to be fat but when you die 10 years earlier then the rest im sure it will be worth eating non stop and sitting on your fat asses and what about all the fucking tv you watch and dont socialise or when you do you turn me right of my fucking food, its in hu fucking main i tell you you just have to face it your slower then society and uglier it fucking sickens me you fat fuckers your a bunch of lazy cunts too dont forget that for fuck sakes ahh it just fucking angers me your lazy cunts

3:26 AM  
Blogger jeter454 said...

im am amazed by such idiotic posts as these

i am not what you would call fat, but big

1. I don't even need to acknowledge these pricks with the "i hate fat fucks" posts. your responses are enough of a testament to your hateful views that have no point or supporting evidence. personally i think that if you have the time to post something so stupid, then you have no life whatsoever. If you you are not planning to commit suicide, i strongly advise it.

2. hopefully, most fat people like me don't give a shit whatever you "skinny fucks" have to say. I love sports and am very, and am certainly not picked last in gym class. i am perfectly happy. nothing you assholes say can change that. I pity the people that search for forums to spray their own senseless views because they have nothing better to do than insult people over the internet. Pathetic.

3. I wont say being fat is good, but i am big enough that no one will mess with me. I am certain that i could fight anyone of these idiots and win easily (by the way don't say "ill just run around you, your slow ass will never catch me" because its old. By saying it you only emphasize the fact that you are in fact running away like a bitch.) the only ones that get away with fat jokes are my friends with whom i allow because its all in good fun.

4. If you've read this far, don't think "Well i dont care fuck fat people." such a thought is yet another testament to your senseless hatred and immaturity. How about actually read this and think about it.

5. If you think being fat means being an outsider, how wrong you are. I attend high school. I am in fact one of the most popular people in my grade. In fact, the only people you might say are more popular are the ones that i have no desire of being, even if they are skinny, because they are, probably like these immature people posting were, drunks, druggies, and have no chance of getting into a real college. I can't imagine anyone posting these retarded views being skinny, college-educated, or friendly. I presume they were all as i described above and are currently in low-paying jobs and are either mad at the world or were picked by a fat kid in school (ever think maybe he gave it cause he got it worse?)

6. Although i do exercise am dieting, im not doing it to conform to society's expectations. This does not mean i am complaining about society, i am simply working to better myself so i will be healthier. I am certainly not doing it because these pussies hiding behind their computers say "Stop eating McDonalds you fat ass" before they go play with themselves. If you want an intelligent debate like it seems us "fatties" do then go right ahead. Just leave out the profanities and facts with out support like "Fat people made themselves fat and they are all lazy."

7. Get over yourselves people. " Go to a gym and exercise fatty." Is that what all you "skinny people" do? Holy shit how could we be so stupid! I guess we're all just lazy right? Though i dont know why anyone who was fat would insult other fat people (finally get to judge people because youre skinny? glad to see you learned something), you don't know what its like unless you are fat. At one point you get so much crap from people that are "so awesome cause theyre skinny" that you give up. It actually happened to me once. Ever think that insults dont help the problem of obesity? Heres an idea. Maybe if some of you immature skinny fucks(only referring to posters, i actually have nothing against skinny people as a whole) had just left the big kid alone and maybe had even been nice to him, he would have had the pride in himself to do something good for his health. Don't come back to this post and say "Holy shit he's blaming someone, better refuse his entire philosophy", because you only prove your close-mindedness in doing so. I don't blame anyone for being fat. I blame them for not being skinny. No one could know how it feels unless they too were pushed into insecurtiy by the "cool skinny kids". Ever had thoughts of suicide? Not fun. Maybe it wouldn't have gone that far if i had a little more love. Luckily now, i am big enough to defend my and know better than to take any shit from insolent pricks like yourselves. Easy to be brave behind a computer right? Try saying something like you already have to someone like me in their face. If anyone had the balls to say "go to the gym and stay away from McDonalds you delusional fat fuck" they'd be on the ground in moments. Something like this for example:

Steve said...
Sure you people can say its ok to be fat but when you die 10 years earlier then the rest im sure it will be worth eating non stop and sitting on your fat asses and what about all the fucking tv you watch and dont socialise or when you do you turn me right of my fucking food, its in hu fucking main i tell you you just have to face it your slower then society and uglier it fucking sickens me you fat fuckers your a bunch of lazy cunts too dont forget that for fuck sakes ahh it just fucking angers me your lazy cunts

Actually Steve, you will surely die before me from whatever the hell fix you have. Nice grammar. Real brave behind the computer big guy. Go ahead and say you are a boxer and will beat me up. Its pathetic how you people post these things in the first place.

8. Don't even think about saying "i don't hate all fat people, just the really fat ones." i don't think anyone of you could possibly get through one day in their shoes. I know i couldn't. But somehow, they manage too, and bless them, thats more than i could handle. Here's an interesting post:

Anonymous said...
I HATE FATASSES....EVENTUALLY THE WORLD IS GOING TO FALL TO PIECES CAUSE THERS TOO MUCH WEIGHT>.>..its not global warming causing rise in water--its fat people taking "diet" cruises displacnig the god damn oceans------GET A GOD DAMN TREDMIL TUBBY!!!!!


Is this what passes as humor among the "skinnies"? ( Again i hate to group all skinny people together. Mostv of them have hearts and lives) Whoever posted this is pathetic. They were probably surfing the web on a Friday night, obviously not doing, and thought something like this would give them a chuckle. They googled "I Hate Fat People" and low and behold, the perfect string of senseless, hateful comments. After typing in such drivel, they then proceeded to do whatever else they were planning on doing that lonely night(You know what i mean). Me? I went to a carnival with my best friends, all of whom are skinny. Fat doesn't mean antisocial. Even is someone is fat and antisocial, how do you think they got that way? They think theyre better than everyone? I wish. Maybe that kind of pride is what they need. Chances are they are better people than you, who thinks you are "awesome because you're skinny". Unfortunately, not many people will ever know that person is great because no one can see their inner beauty.

So go ahead and laugh, and post hateful comments in response like:

Shut up fatt ass no one wants ta hyea non a yall bull shit yall need to stop eatin mickey d's ya fat fuckk

Maybe ill actually acknowledge your stupidity, that is if you have correct spelling, grammar, and a counter-argument that has concrete facts and that actually makes sense. Otherwise, think about what ive said. Maybe you'll think twice before posting retarded biased views like "deluded skinny fucks". Heck, maybe you might even be a little nice to the big guy that works at your office. Im not blaming anyone for being fat. Im not saying its good to be fat. Im not self-righteous for being fat. What im saying is

IM FAT AND I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT ANY OF YOU IDIOTS THINK. I HOPE NO OTHER FAT PERSON CARES EITHER. ITS SAD THAT YOU HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO DO SOMETHING SO STUPID. GET A LIFE. ARE INSULTS IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM JUSTIFIABLE? THERE'S ONLY ONE CASE: WHEN CALLING OUT LITTLE SHITS LIKE THE PEOPLE POSTING THEIR LITTLE HATEFUL COMMENTS FOR LAUGHS. YOU'RE SKINNY. AWESOME. IM FAT. EVEN MORE AWESOME. KNOW WHY? BECAUSE I CAN BE HAPPY EVEN HAVING TO DEAL WITH UNCARING PRICKS LIKE YOURSELVES. MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T BE SUCH FUNNY GUYS IF WE MET FACE TO FACE. FOR NOW ILL JUST HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE OTHERS OF YOUR KIND.

SO FAT PEOPLE, DON'T LISTEN TO THESE SHITS. BE PROUD. BE HAPPY. TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT? GREAT! JUST DON'T LET YOURSELF BE TORN DOWN BY THESE IDIOTS. AND KIND SKINNY PEOPLE. GOD BLESS YOU FOR BEING NICE ENOUGH TO SEE THE INNER BEAUTY. I DON'T HATE YOU. I DON'T HATE ANYONE EXCEPT UNCARING JACKASSES WITH RADICAL, IDIOTIC, HURTFUL, BIASED VIEWS WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN MESS WITH THE FATTY TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEIR OWN PATHETIC LIVES. DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THAT I WOULD LISTEN TO YOU IDIOTS SO I CAN BE MORE LIKE YOU? I HOPE IM NEVER LIKE YOU. GOD BLESS FAT PEOPLE. NO ONE ELSE KNOWS WHAT IT IS LIKE. MAYBE THEY WILL SOME DAY. MAYBE NOT. WHATS IMPORTANT IS TO STAY POSITIVE AND BE HAPPY. I DONT CARE WHAT THESE SKINNY SHITS THINK. I HAVE THE BALLS TO SAY IT. HECK, ILL SAY IT LOUD;

I'M FAT, AND I'M DAMN PROUD

3:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate FAT PEOPLE!!!! ahaha I'm all pure hater, I'm walking in the streets with my friends and a fatty comes by joggin...first im walkin faster than he is joggin...second dudes PASTY like glue...third hes like hyperventalating and i just saw him come out of his house, now if u guys dont know me im extreamly shallow ( i really hate fat and pasty people) so hes walking and my friends trip him ahahaaha he goes down like a ton of bricks...he probably weights more though.....this didn't really happen but i wish it did so i can shove a big mac down his throat and kick dirt in his face! ahaha thats how much i hate fat people.......you guys caused everything!!....global warming...shootings...robberys...drugs...FATTY!

5:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fatties and racists...two groups the world could do without.

11:56 PM  
Anonymous Wendy said...

I think that everyone who has left a comment saying how biased, or bigoted, or wrong Rob is to hate fat people already have their mind made up about it, and this won't change it. Still, I feel like I should try and explain it anyways.

Rob didn't say that fat people are bad people, or that you should hate them for being overweight, or having a thyroid problem, or disease, or whatever.

However, when you reach 1000 pounds, or are so fat that you become grafted to your couch, you are to blame. It is your own gluttony and laziness.

There is no other excuse to be that fat, and you should have never let yourself get that way.

The reason for this blog was to point out how lazy and over-indulgent people are, and there is no excuse for it, so stop stuffing your face, and start jogging around the block or something.

Now that I've done my best to explain, great job Rob, this was hilarious, as are all your blogs, and you brought up a great point. I'm sorry that so many people misunderstood it though.

2:01 AM  
Anonymous Della said...

Wow um ok. First of all love your blogs. But I find it quite annoying how everyone here comments about how fat they are. I mean it's kind of sad. Perhaps I'm too young to comprehend any of this (only 13) but I do know these people really just want some one to feel sorry for them.

It's a sad world.

10:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree with a lot of what the original poster had to say, but some of you fucking idiots that are commenting need to go jump off of a bridge or something, stupid fuck faces.

9:38 AM  
Anonymous Vickstar said...

okk for starters this blog is actually legendary.
i laughed hard when i read it and laughed even harder when i read some of the comments people left on it.
i think some peoples arr harsh but to be honest i agree with nearly all of them, apart from the ones sayig "oh its not their fault their fat"
hah! thats the biggest load of bollucks iv heard in a while.
serioualy get a life if you think that. their the ones who choose to eat all the pies ect.
and the girl who posted before i did had a very good point. everyone on here whos like yeaa i fat and im trying to loose weight arr just looking for sympathy.

the only fat people i hate arr the ones who go around and take it out on everyone else, and going up to skinny people and shouting at them for being smaller then them is really pathetic. i also hate the fucking fattys who sit at home all day and arr about the average size of a baby whale. GET OFF YOUR COUCH AND MOVE YOUR FAT ASS!

6:53 AM  
Blogger Ratexla Kettleburn aka Yoze said...

I've read this debate 40000 times before. Wouldn't know. Taking responsibility is nice but I've never had an eating disorder/damaged thyroid/........soooooo?! :p

To commenters who complain about who wears what sizes, where the fuck would you like to draw the line? a) No one's forcing you to look at anything & b) would it be cool if someone wanted you to wear a sack over your head because you were ugly in their opinion or summat?

5:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To all the fat people: Stop placating us with the "oh, I'm fat and can't contribute to society, thanks for clearing that up, and I know Hitler was thin" bullshit.

Your fatness costs billions in health care. Between nicotine and your cottage cheese ass, people like myself who are disciplined enough to take care of themselves, can barely fucking afford health insurance... and it's only getting worse. The goddamn union is fighting with the power company I work for, because the company wants to reduce what was 100% medical coverage to 60%! Why? Why do HMO's constantly increase costs so drastically. Because of you, fatty. Because of you.

I fucking love Hitler, and wish he were in charge now. Being fat would be il-fucking-legal. Being fat would be a death sentence, and good riddance. I pray to whatever almighty power there is that all people more than 50 lbs overweight would commit suicide immediately. I pray this every night, but since it hasn't happened, that must prove beyond a shadow of a doubt there is no god. A working mom can't afford an operation for her baby, but a fat mother-fucking-piece-of-shit-cock-sucker will be forklifted, med-evac'd, airlifted, and operated on... and we pay for it.

Fuck you, fat-asses. You'll find no sympathy on my doorstep.

8:23 PM  
Anonymous amadeus said...

Damned right! Working in the food industry, I can only say that those fat assed grease slurping wastes make up my paycheque in part, but I am fucking sick to death of our nation's greedy self serving feed my fat ass mentality.
People overseas are starving. We blame the damn government, the christians, and even God for their
plight, but we spend millions on developing ways to eat as much as we want and somehow shit it out un-digested. Fuck you fatties....think of your starving friends over in the third world. Who wants to look at you...look in the mirror and ask yourself...is that 3rd Big Mac combo really worth it? Twinkies are a privelage, not a right!

5:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He looks like Pope Benedict.
Not kidding.

10:58 PM  
Anonymous Iactuallycomplainofbeingoverweightat 100 said...

Wow...
That is quite sad how there was a little heated discussion in this general area about people and their weight issues...
Uh...I pity the fool who ate too many dog food and auditioned for the lead in a random "Shamu" broadway musical.

Now, learning that Tyra Banks wanted your opinion on "fat" people is pretty hilarious. She has some weight problems on her own. Not that she's possibly "fat", but more on the fact that on her top model show she always talks on how ugly women look when they're over/under 100/110 pounds. Yuck. Good thing you declined THAT offer. Wow, there's a baby gecko crawling on my bedroom wall.

Anyways, that fat dude on topic is pretty hideous. On the inside AND the outside. Definitely on the outside. 1000 pounds??? GOD...are you a COW or something?? do you have 7 or more stomaches too???

is it really necessary to anonymously BASH at a single person online, where it could be easily searched on Google???
Yes. It is VERY necessary. Geez, what kind of soulless people just eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat babies and eat and eat and eat MORE BABIES???!!!! just get a damn surgery to attach freaking mouths on your inflamed belly already and stop blaming the world for not being able to find the TV remote which you unknowingly consumed, thinking it was a hot dog or something... please. no more eating. go live in the barn and fart toxic gas just like the cows in a typical farm. good day to you sir!

2:16 AM  

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