My totally awesome collection of stupid links, volume two!

For lack of anything inspiring to write about, I think it's about time I dipped into my seemingly endless bag of stupid, funny, or downright horrifying links. Because really, I have so fucking many of them, and they're too good to keep to myself. Be sure to check out the first batch if you haven't already.

Gimps Gone Wild! - Truly, the Lord blessed me when I discovered this site. Erotic photography of handicapped people. I shit you not. Be sure to check out the models, they really defy belief.

Zladko 'Zlad' Vladcik performing "Elektronik - Supersonik" - Unquestionably the greatest music video ever conceived. Includes lyrical poetry like, "my blue jeans is tight, so onto my love rocket climb."

Henry Earl has a slight drinking problem - Scroll down his criminal history. This guy rules.

The Random Masturbation Synonym Generator - Because really, you always need creative new ways to say "paddling the oompa loompa."

Awful Plastic Surgery - A chronicle of bad celebrity plastic surgery caught on camera.

Preeeeenschessss!! - Episode one of "Princess," a flash cartoon from the creators of South Park. Episode two can be found here - to my knowledge, there were only two episodes.

Urinalpoop - A site devoted to the practice of pooping in urinals. Includes an extensive photo gallery, of course.

Black People Love Us! - Still pretty funny.

Nickelback fucking eats it - Some genius layered two Nickelback songs on top of each other, and the results are mind-blowing. Really, you have to hear this. Fuck, I love Nickelback.

Fred Durst's Blog - Speaking of music I really love... This is one hundred percent real, it is actually Fred Durst's blog. Enjoy his laughable attempts to appear intelligent, cultured, and deep.

Religious themed dildos - Sex toys shaped like your favorite religious icons. Includes the famous "Baby Jesus Butt Plug." Yes, you can purchase these.

ASCII Star Wars - Truly, the dedication of geeks knows no bounds. Someone has - rather meticulously - recreated "Star Wars" using plain text animation. A stunningly useless expenditure of time and effort.

Most creative porn acotr who invent Helicopter Fuck - This guy rules so hard. "He have hair on his head. but He has no hair on his penis and nats' sack. because he pull out hair of penis by tweezer. Not cutting, but pulling out it. In Japan, the person who have no hair on their penis is only him and cancer patient. Yes, he is minority. So he think differently." Be sure to watch the video clip.

Dolphin Sex - A distressingly detailed FAQ on the how-to's of fornicating with dolphins. This appears to be completely serious, and includes answers to your burning questions such as, "can I invite a dolphin to be masturbated?"

Animal Dildos - In case you can't find a real dolphin to have sex with, don't fret - this site sells dildos shaped like dolphin penises. Also raccoon penises, kangaroo penises, hyenas, bears, tigers... For all your bestiality needs.

Jesus - With You Always - Inspiring artwork to remind you that no matter how bland, menial, or completely obscure your job is... Jesus will be by your side. This is totally real. My favorite is the juggler. I don't know, they're all so good.

Andy Milonakis's Crispy Freestyle - Some nerdy fat kid freestyle rapping. It's SO Goddamned stupid, it's funny. Includes phat rhymes like, "my son is ugly, he looks like my nipples, I fucked him in the asshole, now he's crippled." For more of Andy's mad freestyle skillz, go to his website.

The Li Family Christmas 2002 - I don't even know how I found this. It's just some random family's Christmas photo album, but I love it in ways I can't effectively explain.

Rate My Boner - You've seen Rate My Poo and Rate My Kitten (not what you think, sadly), now it's time for "Rate My Boner." Providing one fine example after another of why I'm (mostly) heterosexual.

The Cuss Control Academy - Someone has actually started a school to help you stop fucking swearing. Something tells me I'd be in there for a very long time.

Snot Girls - In the running for least sexy porn site ever, snotgirls.com is where you'll find "super hot girls who were willing to jam, cram, and slam their fingers up their snot-shooters, all for the sake of fun!" For more bizarre porn sites, check out Alya's blog.

Patricia - Speaking of porn, this girl is really hot. Be sure to scroll down and see all of her pictures, they just get better.

Hats Of Meat - Exactly what it says.

Ninja Ping Pong - Goofy Japanese antics. Just watch, it's pretty clever actually.

Horrific ass stretching - I'm not kidding, this is really hardcore. Not for the faint of heart. On some level, deep inside, I kind of admire this guy for really taking it to a whole new level.

Child Pimp & Ho Costumes - Teach your children the joys of prostitution at an early age! The costumes and the implications aside, what is perhaps most disturbing is that the little girls' "ho" costume is sold out "due to overwhelming demand." Again, I must marvel at the quality of parenting in our country.

Timecube - When schizophrenics wax philosophical.

Persian insults - In case you ever needed to swear in Persian (or any number of other languages available on this site). What makes this great is the type of insults commonly used in the Persian language, such as: "A dog fucked your mom!" "My cock in your ancestors!" "My dick in your soul!" And my favorite: "I piss on your mustache!"

Really bad senior photos - Just fucking awesome. My favorite is the guy with the flaming football helmet.