A White Christmas...
[Currently Listening To: Wolfmother - Self-Titled
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Every year, while I'm bored out of my mind back home with the family for Christmas, I draw a little Christmas card to send to my friends, and each year I try to make it a little more offensive than the last - hoping they will open up a seemingly innocent Christmas e-mail at work, only to find horrific imagery of Santa Claus performing perverse homosexual acts with his elves (which has been the running theme). So, last night I drew up this year's, and here it is:
You can see the nice progression from 2003's card and last year's card.
Sometimes I wonder what horrible things were done to me when I was a child that I've managed to repress.
]Every year, while I'm bored out of my mind back home with the family for Christmas, I draw a little Christmas card to send to my friends, and each year I try to make it a little more offensive than the last - hoping they will open up a seemingly innocent Christmas e-mail at work, only to find horrific imagery of Santa Claus performing perverse homosexual acts with his elves (which has been the running theme). So, last night I drew up this year's, and here it is:
You can see the nice progression from 2003's card and last year's card.
Sometimes I wonder what horrible things were done to me when I was a child that I've managed to repress.
Labels: holidays
posted by Rob at 10:44 AM. [ permanent link ]
27 Comments:
OMG, that is just wrong. You are one twisted guy. lol Merry Christmas Rob!
childhood trauma? what a load.
yes, act like you don't enjoy every moment of being such a sick bastard and i will lose all respect for you. not like i had much in the first place, but you get the idea.
Oh my.....
How Delightful. I always thought Santa was secretly a dirty old bastard.
Merry Christmas, Rob!
Um, gee, thanks for showering us with all that infectious holiday joy.
Can I forward that to all my friends???
I just sent my boss and my boss' boss your wonderfully styled Christmas e-greeting.
I am expecting my pink slip by Monday.
I bet they're proudly displayed on mantles and shelves all over the nation. LOL. or HOHO.
What do you think of the Wolfmother album? They are riding quite a popularity wave down under.
Obviously drawn from memory, knobjockey. Have a top holiday!
A typo in a Christmas greeting? UNACCEPTABLE.
I think youre horribly offensive...and I absolutely love it. I randomly stumbled across your blog and its definatly become one of my favorites.
I thought our family dinner was hilarious enough but this takes the first prize for funniest thing i've seen this xmas.
have a goodun Rob
"Here's". Gaywad. :P
That font didn't have an apostrophe, and I was too lazy to put one in manually, so I just said fuck it. But now, I have added an apostrophe JUST FOR YOU EILEEN. Fag.
My favorite is the candy in the asskött card, it's just...sweet.
Someone sounds like he wants a Bukkake Party for christmas, hmmmm?
Looks like your time in Japan really has scarred you for life...are we going to see Santa getting jizzed on while nailed to a cross next year? Bukkake, blasphemy and urban legends all in one fell swoop!
(Merry Christmas to you too, bubela... ;-)
And mine just had naked tied-up Draco. I have a long way to go to become a true pervert like you.
You seem to have an (un)healthy obsession with penises and gayness though.
Also, I'm assuming you read Ghastly comic. If not, you really should.
which bulging veiny exploding cock is yours, robert?
Two questions:
Have you considered publication?
If so, do you have an agent?
You are like a very young David Foster Wallace. Have you read his work?
A fan. And yes, appreciate the death threats as I too was quite upset regarding the lack of posts. We should get a liife, but why should we when we have yours to live vicariously? I love the way you so artfully combine humility and disdain.
little bit of r.crumb in this drawing eh? nice
That's lovely art, Rob. I'll bet your family's jealous because you only send them to your friends.
happy new year.
Very disturbing, but hey, I have a sense of humour. XD Happy New Year.
Seems like it would be tough to beat your images from the last few years... but you did it. Bravo, dear sir, bravo.
dude that's awesome. :)
Heh. That's awesome!
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thank god for organized art and the organized military/consumer complex of the internet. now we have the most retarded suburban white kid art of all time as he travels through his bitter life with cornball jokes. "please, help me. my idealism didnt pan out and now im sad and spiteful."
youre trapped mr. domesticated ape.
gotta admire the colouring on the ballsack of spooging guy in the top right corner.
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