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The Second Annual MySpace Stupid Haircut Awards!

With the original MySpace Stupid Haircut Awards seeing a strange resurgence in popularity lately, I figured it was time to follow up on the theoretical promise of a sequel. So once again, Tamar and I dug through the bowels of MySpace in search of the worst of the worst. Of course, most of the bad haircuts on MySpace are the exact same bad haircut, as you can see illustrated here in our Magical Grid Of Bad Emo Hair®:

Magical Grid Of Bad Emo Hair®

Still, we uncovered plenty of other folic atrocities, and so now we proudly present the newest superheroes of bad style - the hipsters, the drag queens, the goths, and the glams, they are...

The 2006 MySpace Legion Of Extraordinary Stupid Hair Super Heroes!

MySpace Name:
Bryden is neato
DC Superhero Alter-Ego:
Hair Style: "The Haircut"

Stylist: Strong winds

Super Powers: Ability to select perfect camera angle that makes him look attractive on MySpace

Secret Weapon: Unbridled Narcissism

Known Allies:
All 10,000 of his close personal friends on his MySpace friends list

Base Of Operations: All-ages shows of shitty screamo bands

Weakness: His own deeply rooted insecurity

MySpace Name:
DC Superhero Alter-Ego:
The Joker
Hair Style: The Green Gobliness

Stylist: The cashier at Ricky's

Super Powers: Heightened ability to repress memories of Daddy touching his no-no spot by means of half-assed gender displacement

Secret Weapon: Manic Panic

MySpace Name:
Dr. Gypsy
DC Superhero Alter-Ego:
Hair Style: The Flashdance

Stylist: Def Leppard

Base Of Operations: The Rainbow Room

Weakness: Frizz-Ease®

Special Band Edition: The Peppermint Creeps

This whole band is so lame, we found an alter-ego for each member:

MySpace Name:
DC Superhero Alter-Ego:
Hair Styles: The Troll Doll

Stylists: Barnum & Bailey

Secret Weapon: Really bad music

Super Powers: Ability to distract audiences away from their utter lack of talent by means of their colorful appearance

Base Of Operations: The Viper Room, The Whiskey-A-Go-Go, or any other shitty Hollywood clubs that will let them play (at least until 8:00, when people start showing up for the headliners)

Arch Enemies: The record industry, the media, and the world in general, for consistently failing to show even the slightest interest in their band
MySpace Name:
Robbie Stylez
DC Superhero Alter-Ego:
Ragdoll III
MySpace Name:
DC Superhero Alter-Ego:
MySpace Name:
DC Superhero Alter-Ego:
Ragdoll II

MySpace Name:
Dirty Barby
DC Superhero Alter-Ego:
Hair Style: The Every-Other-Look-Was-Taken

Stylist: A blind six year old girl

Secret Weapon: Lots and lots of drugs

Known Allies: Perry Farrell

Weakness: Rehab

MySpace Name:
DC Superhero Alter-Ego:
Hair Style: The 1994-All-Over-Again

Stylist: Twiggy Ramirez

Base Of Operations: Goth night

Known Allies: The handful of other lame goth kids still clinging desperately to their dead scene and laughably dated style.

MySpace Name:
DC Superhero Alter-Ego:
Hawk Girl
Hair Style: The Winged Weirdo

Stylist: Boeing engineers

Secret Weapon: Starch

Known Allies:
Her cats, and the crazy lady who talks to herself in the grocery store parking lot

MySpace Name:
DC Superhero Alter-Ego:
Hair Style: The Pyke (punk-dyke)

Stylist: Woody Woodpecker

Super Powers: Stupid animal pattern tattoos allow her to communicate with nature, calling wild beasts to her side

Arch Enemies: Every man on the planet

Base Of Operations: The Dominion

MySpace Name:
DC Superhero Alter-Ego:
Hair Style: "The Haircut"

Stylist: Himself, standing in front of a mirror for HOURS at a time

Secret Weapon: His sister's size zero Diesel jeans

Super Powers: Looking exactly like every other twatty scene kid allows for impeccable camouflaging capabilities

Known Allies: Anyone in a band

Base Of Operations: Bang!

MySpace Name:
DC Superhero Alter-Ego:
Hair Style: Thimply Fffaaabulouth

Stylist: Marilyn Manson

Super Powers: Ability to fail miserably at passing for a woman

MySpace Name:
Lord Darkstar
DC Superhero Alter-Ego:
I... Vampire
Hair Style: The Elvira

Stylist: Kiss

Known Allies: The overweight, greasy-haired, black-clad nerds he plays Dungeons & Dragons with

Secret Weapon: Unstoppable deck of Magic cards

Super Powers: Ability to ignore the fact that he's way too old to be casting spells and playing with plastic swords

MySpace Name:
The Countess Bitch
DC Superhero Alter-Ego:
Forager II
Hair Style: There's Something About Mary

Super Powers: Idiotic haircut gives people a reason to look at her, which they certainly would never do otherwise.

Arch Enemies: Anyone who remembers how bland she looked in high school.

MySpace Name:
Filthy & Gorgeous
DC Superhero Alter-Ego:
Hair Style: The "No Fucking Way He's Straight"

Stylist: His classmates at beauty school

Super Powers: Ability to stun enemies as they struggle to figure out if he's a man or a woman

Secret Hideout: The closet

MySpace Name:
last name Zombie
DC Superhero Alter-Ego:
King Shark
Hair Style: The Bristlehead

Base Of Operations: Any Misfits Show

Super Powers: He's probably actually killed people. Like, for real.

Weakness: Girls

This Year's Special Honorary Ultimate Supreme Douchebag Award Goes To: Jay
Jay's hair is so unbelievably stupid, even the world of comic books could offer nothing close to the abomination occuring on his head. But if he did have a super hero alter-ego, we assume its origins would involve Boy George mating with a Magic Coral Garden:

And since we're just as guilty.....

MySpace Name:
DC Superhero Alter-Ego:
Green Lantern
Hair Style: The Meticulously-Crafted Mess

Stylist: Rudy's Barbershop

Super Powers: Lightning-fast ability to unfairly pass judgement on complete strangers

Mode Of Transportation: A Vespa and a Camaro. 'nuff said.

Arch Enemies: Scroll up.

MySpace Name:
DC Superhero Alter-Ego:
Hair Style: "The Haircut"

Stylist: Trendy, ludicrously overpriced Manhattan salon

Super Powers: Super-human hypocrisy

Known Allies: Usually people who don't realize she's making fun of them behind their backs

Mode Of Transportation: The G train

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'd like to marry you.

8:13 PM  
Blogger MoxieGrrrl said...

This was fucking brilliant. I must pass this on...

8:48 PM  
Anonymous face said...

Jesus Christ! This is excellent.


9:15 PM  
Blogger Bake Tater said...

Hell Yes!!! I have been very patiently waiting!!

9:25 PM  
Anonymous Ali said...

jeffery *CUNT* star was blasted on, during Myspace SWAT,as well. Poor guy...I guess he's learning the hard way, that not even a childhood riddled with incest and forced bestiality is an excuse for pink hair.

10:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My dog just farted.

10:42 PM  
Blogger Joanowl said...

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12:07 AM  
Blogger Jonelle said...

Tamar's alter-ego even sports the earrings. That's magical.

12:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HA HA HA this was funny.

but you got your own style with the comics... which is awesome.

2:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

please, please tell me that all the people on the pictures are americans! i mean, we do have weird looking people over here as well, but this massive accumulation of deadly hairstyles on one spot is like, i dunno, overwhelming... i think i'll have to go to the library today, where the only hairstyle i'll be surrounded by is the ralph-lauren-pony-tail-economy-student-my-bmw- is-waiting-outside-look. maybe my stomach gets better there... (cured by boredom)
but thank you guys for posting this very entertaining stuff.

2:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

where do you find these people?

and how long does it take to comb the dc-universe for the most obscure 'heroes' of all?

9:53 AM  
Anonymous jen said...

I think this guy needs to be added to the Magical Grid of Emo Hair:

10:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know, add a little schmutz on the punum and you would look like dr. strange. Oh crap..did I say that out loud. Wrong universe Noooooooo!!!!!!

11:01 AM  
Blogger sideshow said...

Classic, please do it again next year.

12:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hehe, good stuff Rob.

Lookin very tredy by the way ;)

12:49 PM  
Anonymous elizabeth71 said...

What a nice return on my investment! :) I love it!

1:43 PM  
Anonymous miss eileen said...

"Super Powers: Ability to stun enemies as they stuggle to figure out if he's a man or a woman"

Posts like these are why I keep you around.

4:01 PM  
Anonymous *Stardust* said...

I have to admit that this was funny, not too mean and insulting, and you did including yourselves.
BTW Twiggy Rameriz (one time close friend) and I did have the same stylist, Alex Dizon, and the year was 1999.

4:19 PM  
Anonymous Jess Angell said...

The Dominion eh? That'll make a girl blush.

You two will take over the world sometime and when that time comes I'm going to try my damnedest to be a worthy enemy. Remember - you may have a sharp tongue, a legion of hungry fans, and a great eye - but I know how to make a mean martini, wield a whip, and numb the masses thru religious rhetoric...

Miss you ro hate you? I just can't decide. ;)

Cherries and Chernobyl,
Jess Angell

5:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was 15 minutes im glad ill never get back!

5:58 PM  
Anonymous apdX said...

i knew i recognized raywicked...i met him at a barbecue one time..pretty sure i'm even in one of the same groups as him. small world.

6:24 PM  
Anonymous Ray said...

bwahahahaha! That was great! Please do it again next year.

7:08 PM  
Blogger Darkstar said...

OK...that was uncalled for. Unauthorized use of copywritten images will get my lawyer mad. First of all, the Lord Darkstar picture was made with a photo editing program. You couldn't tel it wasn't real , you moron?
How dare you post anything from me without permission? Remove it now. I'm not kidding. I like my myspace page inconspicuous... I'm not into having attention called to it.

7:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i wonder how long it takes jay and gnatty to do their hair. they must spend the majority of their day fixing it.

7:52 PM  
Anonymous hellfire said...

darkstar - take it easy, man. obviously this is all in good fun. if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at? when you have a very public profile on a public site like myspace, you're opening yourself up to the world. when you post pictures there, you're making them public domain (although i doubt you have actually copyrighted your photoshop project to begin with). in fact, have you ever read the myspace terms of service? technically they own anything you put up on their page.

7:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tamar is hot

9:04 PM  
Blogger Darkstar said...

Well maybe I'm being oversensitive... maybe it's because I am a Marvel fan and based that pic off an old 80's one issue Spiderman Villain named Ace.

It was when I got a myspace email titled "Congatulations ugly" that I got my feathers in uproar. Like it was taunting me. I only have 3 odd pics in my profile...2 from a movie in which I played a character and one (this one in question) altered from a Halloween pic of me as the Crow.It's not like I do that every day.

I guess I thought I was lost in millions of profiles... I don't even tell my friends about my myspace...on purpose. I felt I was exposed.

But I found the other post more brutal...the one about gothicpersonals... it seemed mean spirited and got my goat...which made for my reaction because it formed my opinion of this blog and author.

Can you blame me?

9:28 PM  
Anonymous Nicole said...

That is so funny that you added yourself and Tamar at the end. If you hadn't I was going to ask where you guys were because you so both have the fashion hair happening right now. Glad to see no haircuts like mine were present.

9:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is Bryden.

Anyone complaining about this needs to chill the fuck out. I personally think it's awesome. Just laugh about it dude, it's funny, and neat as fuck, hell I've been running around all day making all my friends call me Claw.

have a sense of humor people!!

9:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

darkstar, they did marvel heroes for last years awards. i wonder if i can nominate myself?? my mohawk surely must have a comic book counterpart...

11:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the name should be changed to "My Mommy Didn't Hug Me Enough When I Was a Baby" awards.

5:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess every generation had its share of troubled youth, but I'm not sure they were nightmare inducing. What does it say about our society that people would go to such lengths just to get noticed?

Sad. Thanks for making fun of them though. A laugh for me, at someone else's expense is always a good thing.

6:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pretty funny, but you two making fun of these people is kinda like britney making fun of christina.

6:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah, excellent. And thanks for putting Jeffree Star up there, it's one of my goals somewhere along the line to tell him that putting lipstick around the edge of his mouth went out a long time ago. And then I'm going to steal his purse.
What an insult to transvestites. Tim Curry would cry.

8:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha oh my god! im on that grid! im so embarresed! im not emo! i hate emo music!i need a hair cut...3rd row down...2nd from the end.(right). fuck!

8:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think this is great. to the people who think the comments are too mean - on the contrary, the jokes are just made-up judgements based solely on looking at a picture of the people. it doesn't really seem to be based in any reality about that person, so i can't see how the person being made fun of could get too upset by it and take it personally. the most accurate disses on this page are probably the ones the authors made about themselves, which makes all of this funnier and more acceptable. bravo!

9:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This was fucking hilarious. Please say that there will be a third annual edition. Jay makes me want a Magic Coral Garden for chrismas. But I must admit your picture Rob made me think that you most resembled Liza Minnelli when she was on Arrested Development sporting that same stupid hair cut.

9:13 AM  
Blogger Darkstar said...

I have to took allot of work to find pictures that match each other so well. This was puttogether better than last years. In that aspect, this was rather impressive.

10:32 AM  
Anonymous sidekick III said...

some great match-ups! I love the coral rocks one.. hehe

11:15 AM  
Anonymous f666n said...

i saw rob and tamar at a nine inch nails show.does anyone know if are they an item? they are both hot.

12:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think a lot of people on this list are hott!!! like tim and darkstar and filthy-gorgeous!! don't hate on hott people!!!

1:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

another classic. thanks guys.

2:06 PM  
Anonymous Pete said...

hey darkstar, looks like you finally shaved your vagina and realized these were all just jokes...and damn funny ones at that. I didn't even know such outcasts of society existed. These set a new standard on people who should be locked in boxes and thrown in the bottom of the ocean.

3:46 PM  
Anonymous Shalini said...

Nice touch including the band of trolls. AND finding their alter ego. Good work, kujo

4:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well ive seen enough this is why the myspace must be tooken down, tooken down with monkeys thousands and thousands of evil monkeys. So yeah this is great keep up the stupid haircuts

6:10 PM  
Anonymous audrey said...

holy shit, rob, will you father my children? i have been reading your websites for the past hour and laughing so hard it hurts

6:57 PM  
Blogger Lia said...

So much better than the award shows on TV, complete without Joan and Melissa Rivers. Thanks.

7:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tamar's pretty hot

8:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wicked solid!

8:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I noticed a few references to clubs In Ottawa...funny shit!!

9:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

its really hilarious that you gain your validity in life by making fun of people on the internet that are trying to gain validity by making fun of themselves on the internet.

its seems like your equally tools. get a fucking job douchebag.

and all you little tools that fawn over these witicisms as if god himself was waiting to tell you that t-shirts from urban outfitters were the stupidest fucking things every created (with this blog a close second), you are the true victims in this crime of an over done, useless medium called demonnbaby.

i hope the earth swallows the part of the internet that carries your crap. if you actually have the time to post all of those myspace pics, your life is seriously in need of some fucking reworking.

dont die. just please...go away.

12:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BWAHAHAHAHA! To the "anonymous" poster above - 1: Before you try to diss people on the internet, start by learning proper grammar! 2: Nothing is more pathetic than seeing someone get so worked up by a complete stranger's blog. Your reaction is probably EXACTLY what the author of this page was looking for! You're a fucking idiot! HA HA HA

1:26 AM  
Anonymous brickbreaker said...

ha ha yeah anonymous - you're saying the guy who posted this has no life - at least he is entertaining thousands of people. what are you doing? just taking time out of your important life to COMPLAIN about it on someone's blog? HA! dumbass.

this page is fucking hilarious, i love it.

1:27 AM  
Anonymous Kathran said...

When I saw this year's Supreme Douchebag, I thought there was no possible way anyone could think that looked good or badass in any way. The rational part of my brain thought it had to be a joke.

I woke my parents up laughing so hard at that guy's myspace. Spectacular.

6:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love 'the haircut' because it's stupid.

No really, it IS stupid. Look at it. Just look.

7:19 AM  
Anonymous s0ylentblue4 said...

Will next year's magical grid include the excessive use of chunky blonde patches, placed strategically to engance the postured apathetic camera angle.

WHat is it about bleaching a random patch of your head that just screams, "I HATE MY PARENTS!!"?

You rock. Hard.

10:31 AM  
Anonymous kaeFUCKINGlin said...

oh dear.
thats pretty effing funny.
although I am a bit dissapointed that my name and picture did not appear on this list, nor the first.
I was looking foreward to it.
perhaps on part III?

10:42 AM  
Anonymous Mike said...

I actually thought "Filthy & Gorgeous" might be a moderately-attractive woman... until I realized she was a he.

11:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i hate jeffree star i wish people would stop giving him attention

2:09 PM  
Anonymous fluxingchaos said...

I geuss you know your hot already right .....huh yea I'm sure you do.....if I was into totally meaningless sex with no worries of diseases or pregnancy then I would totally fuck you.

2:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


2:28 PM  
Anonymous KilledToDeath said...

Yeesh. What a fine collection of effeminate hags. Some of these people REALLY need to get over themselves. Cripes! Good call on some of those, and thanks for a hearty bout of schadenfreude!

3:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Peppermint Creeps Images are Copywritten and not to be used with out permission. Remove images and references to or your page will be shut down and you will be subject to legal action. Should you have any doubts please contact Attorney Mark Litwak, Esq.
433 N. Camden Drive, Suite 1010 Beverly Hills, CA 90210 310-859-9595

Action is required.

3:25 PM  
Anonymous Jake X Wish said...

god i know byrden irl what a piece of shit

3:31 PM  
Anonymous Korczyk said...

I hate scene kids.
I eat them for breakfast.

You rock.

4:36 PM  
Anonymous elizabeth71 said...

I'm so sorry you had to remove the Peppermint Creeps images. What a bunch of cry babies.

6:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, this guy has the worst haircut ever!

7:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This was f'n hilarious!!! I now firmly believe that myspace is the dumbest thing on earth. One universal truth I have found....the people that 'dress' or 'style' themselves in this way have nothing to lose as 99% of the time they are so butt ugly it can't hurt any way. Is that mean to say? Yes, but it's true

8:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

in a way, this was funny, but in other way stupid. I don't know, maybe stupidly funny?

but think about it, I just say let people have their own styles. If we are going judge everyone and put them down for their sense of style, then there should be a law that doesn't allow anyone to have their own liking because other people think it's stupid and have to make something like this. Plus, "emo" hair is not that bad, it's only bad if it's done wrong. lol.

but in a parody sense, I get where you are coming from lol.

and watch out, like that band right there, people can come after you for copyright infringment.

11:23 PM  
Anonymous Quinton said...

Thanks for the laugh.
The Pepperment Creeps are
whiney biatches. This is probably
the most publicity they would have
ever gotten. You'd think if you dress
*THAT* fruity you're BEGGING for attention.

11:52 PM  
Anonymous Katy said...

Rudy's?! Ugh, you could have just taken a handful of their "stylists" as subject matter. Shame on you!

12:01 AM  
Anonymous C.R. said...

What kind of an attorney contacts someone through a blog comments section about a (supposedly) legal matter anyway?

9:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahhh.. I know Dirty Barbie.

12:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you continue with your slanderous harrasment against my client by publishing their personal information we will have your page shut down, and you will be subject to legal action. Any questions pertaining to the law regarding this matter feel free to contact us.

You need to immediately remove all references regarding my client

Attorney Mark Litwak, Esq. 433 N. Camden Drive, Suite 1010 Beverly Hills, CA 90210 310-859-9595.

5:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Attorney Mark Litwak, Esq. is a pussy

5:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What kind of lawyer has a store on his webpage? why it must be Mark Litwak, hack attorney!

5:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also, what kind of lawyer accuses someone of harassment but can't even spell it properly? Ha ha ha.

If it was illegal to call a band lame and link to their public MySpace profiles, the entire internet would have to be shut down.

7:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To Attorney Litwak:

Judging from your picture on your blog (what kind of attorney has a blog on their professional website?), I'm guessing it's been a few years since you were in law school, so I thought I'd remind you that "slander" is spoken defamation, "libel" is written defamation, and "defamation" is a statement known to be false and made with the intention of damaging someone's reputation. I don't see any of those present here, and it seems to me that you're the one doing all the harassing. Speaking of which, posting links to publicly available information, such as a MySpace profile, in which your clients have no expectation of privacy is not harassment.

7:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

complete and utter ownage of emo kids and other losers

lmao, the word verficiation is: "ufaak"

7:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks YOU are the one who's acting like a baby blogger boy. So a band doesn't want you to use their images? WAAAAAAAAA
Can't wait to see you in Hollywood again so I can Kick you right in your lame pinned knee!Then let's see who crying like a baby you punk ass bitch. You don't need look any farther than your own profile at to find a subject to make fun of, you look like a fuckin faggot bitch with your emo wanna be hair. Watch your knee!

8:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the anonymous commenter above: I'm not sure what makes you sound more like a fourth grader: your "I'm gonna kick you you faggot" childish threats or your feeble grasp of the English language.

Rob actually DID make fun of himself, as you can see on this page, so that's not much of an insult there.

Also, let's see YOUR MySpace profile, and see if we can't find anything to make fun of. But of course, you'd never show us that because it's much easier to be tough when you're posting completely anonymously. Idiot.

8:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is fantastic! You should check out ESCA!

9:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahaha, I just got through with watching some wickedly bad peppermint creeps videos. The lead singer's annoying, nasally voice just doesn't fit the whole cyber/goth/80s hair metal/ thing they got going there.

9:18 PM  
Anonymous jason said...

an interesting comparison of the "anonymous" comment above vs. the myspace "about me" section of the peppermint creeps member "eddie electra."

here is eddie's "about me":

"My name is Eddie Electra I play guitar and sing in Hollywood Crazy ass Glam Punk Band PEPPERMINT CREEPS. Myself along with "partners in crime" Macy Malone, Traci Michaelz, and Robbie Styles are here to corrupt the youth of today and infiltrate Pop Culture so that we can piss in it's pretty face. I WAS playing Bass for 80's "hair band" PRETTY BOY FLOYD until i was just "over it". Cocky?!?!? But, of course!!! Oh yeah, Just because I wear makeup, DON'T mean I can't KICK YOUR ASS!"

now here is the comment that was left earlier:

"Looks YOU are the one who's acting like a baby blogger boy. So a band doesn't want you to use their images? WAAAAAAAAA
Can't wait to see you in Hollywood again so I can Kick you right in your lame pinned knee!Then let's see who crying like a baby you punk ass bitch. You don't need look any farther than your own profile at to find a subject to make fun of, you look like a fuckin faggot bitch with your emo wanna be hair. Watch your knee!"

compare the grammar, sentence structure, general tone, and reckless capitalization - all nearly identical. coincidence?

10:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

aaaaa i love this page this is so funny!

10:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, the supreme ultimate douchebag's hair is awesome! I mean, think of the engineering that had to go into that! Work of fucking art. Jay, your head amazes and impresses me.

This whole post kicks ass. The DC images are priceless... The way you got the same camera angles and everything... I need to go find a link to send you money. Rock.

10:50 PM  
Blogger winnyboy said...

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3:16 AM  
Blogger nat! said...

I just can't get over how orange the dude on the left's teeth are in this picture:

7:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

giant drag is fucking awesome.

<3 annie hardy.

8:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the above- that was a dumb and unnecessary band plug. And are NOT fucking awesome. At all.

8:54 AM  
Anonymous Drunkpoet said...

"You guys look funny" = constitutionally protected, non-defamatory expression of opinion

"I'm going to kick you in the knee you fucking faggot bitch" = actionable harassment

9:00 AM  
Anonymous LikeIGiveADamn said...

man. a lot of ppl can't take a fuking joke on here. show's who the real nitwits are aye ? i think so. i say keep up the work. anything that's on a public page is fair game. if you don't want your pic posted like this. don't post your pic. it's that simple. either that or make your page private. moron's i tell you. simple minded morons.

9:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to Tamar: Can i have your phone # pleaze? ; )


11:03 AM  
Blogger finn said...

yeah, like get a fucking job douchebag. and gimme the one you've got now.

2nd Annual even better than the 1st.

11:30 AM  
Blogger Paddy O'Furniture said...

Well done. I am spreading the word about this great story on my blog. :)

5:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why do the emo haircuts only cover the right eye?

9:04 PM  
Anonymous elizabeth71 said...

Jay, the Ultimate Supreme Douchebag Award winner, is really taking this whole thing in stride and has such a great attitude about it because he knows it's all done in the name of fun, except he posted his comments under the Bandwidth Blues topic.

All this drama makes me wonder who the true ultimate supreme douchebag really is.

1:52 AM  
Blogger Robin the Mad Photographer said...

its really hilarious that you gain your validity in life by making fun of people on the internet that are trying to gain validity by making fun of themselves on the internet.
its seems like your equally tools. get a fucking job douchebag.
and all you little tools that fawn over these witicisms as if god himself was waiting to tell you that t-shirts from urban outfitters were the stupidest fucking things every created (with this blog a close second), you are the true victims in this crime of an over done, useless medium called demonnbaby.
i hope the earth swallows the part of the internet that carries your crap. if you actually have the time to post all of those myspace pics, your life is seriously in need of some fucking reworking.
dont die. just please...go away.

Manson? Is that you? Damn, and I was hoping your 15 minutes were finally up...

6:54 PM  
Anonymous Saphir said...

...person above me... you saw it too right? lmao get over yourself. It's stupid internet crap. That's the whole point: there is'nt one. But they do make a valid point. Who has time to do this?? However the similarities between these deranged people are remarkable and a thumbs up for your creativity. :)

8:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love that the 2 previous posters make comments about you having too much time (to do something creative and entertaining, mind you), while these schmucks are probably spending just as much time posting their stupid little posts on all the creative peoples' web sites.

(Yes, I am aware of the irony in posting.)

I love this site - and you guys both have cute hair.

9:00 PM  
Anonymous kate said...

I was hoping there would be another stupid haircut awards...this one was even better than the first. Any chance of another best of gothic personals?

3:12 AM  
Anonymous Stephanie said...

It seems you have made Bryden even more full of himself than before. Only in MySpace would an ugly cross dressing faggot get 10,000 friends and a lifetime of self esteem.

7:30 AM  
Blogger CyberWarlock said...

Another brilliant collection, though I have to admit,the part that made me laugh the most was on your own section. "Arch Enemies: Scroll up" .. priceless :) Keep on making myspace enemies and we'll keep on reading :)

1:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i mean the hairstyles are weird
but theyre just themselfs ok
why do you care?
get a life.

4:01 PM  
Anonymous misschang said...

boy george and a magic coral garden... that made me laugh out loud. love it.

2:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


6:01 PM  
Anonymous elizabeth71 said...

OMG, did The Peppermint Creeps finally figure out that this whole thing was just a joke and that they could indeed get more free publicity out of it?!

7:49 PM  
Blogger bunner said...

this.. is some seriously funny shit.

10:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha. I love this. Although, considering the fodder that MySpace provides, you could do this a lot more often than yearly.


- Pie

10:37 AM  
Blogger xxx9871 said...

wow... a second edition... god you people have no lives lol... don't worry though it's alright to be afraid of change ... sooner or later you'll all grow up

4:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow! all the hair cuts are incredibles. Really ïm thinking in cut my hair like himan or

8:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i am crying

partially out of love, and mostly because every time i open them i'm Staring at the awesomeness that is jays hair.

ilove you jay.

5:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


8:01 PM  
Blogger &lt;@shtikman&gt; said...

wow...that was sweet!

I just want you to know I'm laughing at you.
Not with you. At you. Unquestionably at you. "Coral Garden".. heehee-seriously..

2:46 AM  
Anonymous Ry said...

reminds me... I need to buy that gun...

10:15 AM  
Blogger cchang said...

Most excellent, I must say and even better than part 1 due to the drama with the Peppermint Creeps. Funny that they're back up again.

I second Kate's vote on a Gothic Personal's part 2.

12:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wanna see some stupid hair on a chick got to

6:33 PM  
Anonymous fayestar said...

a vespa and a camaro?! i think i'm in love!!

11:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More stupid haircuts:

or here occasional bad poetry, too

1:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh god this was great... just great... lol

12:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are a stupid fucker. anyone who has nothing better to do than make a website making fun of people's haircuts really needs a life. i can't even tell you how pathetic i think you are. and if you find this funny you are seriously fucked up. i guess youd have to make fun of whoever doesn't fit into you fucking perfect world with your expensive preppy clothes and houses in the suburbs. god you and whoever likes this site makes me sick. GET A FUCKING LIFE! and if you got a problem with this comment suck it bitch!

7:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was just amazing... But I've never heard of some of these super heros. MySpace is just ridiculous nowdays anyways...

- Chris Marsh
Charlotte Wedding Photography

8:01 PM  
Blogger adult personals said...

Rumor has it that myspace is coming out with a better version of there site on another domain starting march 1st it will be another social networking website with alot more features. I guess to stay ahead of other sites coming out like also i heard it will be i guess well just have to see if that happens.

3:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wowz ROb is SO cute and TAmar is hawt Can we have a threesome. no threesome really haha.

11:41 PM  
Anonymous IrisJustIris said...

Wow get's better everytime where are the 'girl pomps' on here seriously and if ya get some the next time I wanna be on here

1:19 AM  
Anonymous fallingfromfaith said...

I linked you in the The Definitive Myspace Whore Collective: Friendwhores, Scenewhores, Attentionwhores, Camwhores, and regular Whores.. Enjoy

11:58 AM  
Anonymous Domina Violet said...


1:42 AM  
Anonymous Tim said...

This post delivers. A winner is you.

4:26 PM  
Blogger ruinme said...

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4:12 PM  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

that was fucking awesome!!

8:41 AM  
Anonymous PrettyLostGirl said...

You never cease to amaze me.
When I grow up, I hope I have a friend just like you.

Pure, and utter hilariousity.

3:57 PM  
Anonymous Dave said...

Green Lantern for fucking life!

This shit's hilarious.

6:25 PM  
Anonymous Listless said...

Dear god... these people exist? Abominations of nature does not seem to fit the bill any more. I wonder what will lemme think... ah yes they are all fucking retarded :D

11:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok, that was fucking brilliant. If there was an award for this shit you would get it.

4:28 PM  
Anonymous Revan said...

You know what's most interesting about the EMO KIDS that i've met through friends? They whine about the "norm" and all those people who live in their "fucking perfect world with your expensive preppy clothes and houses in the suburbs".

Do you know where you live, kid? The burbs.
You probably live with ur family in the suburbs around a major city. They probably pay for your food, shelter and school. Chances are, they give you the money to buy your cloths (on the off occasion you dont have a parttime job at a supermarket).
Unless of course, you've dropped out of school, alienated ur family and detatched yourself from the hundreds of other support networks you've all been given from birth their to help you.

You think you've got problems? You think you've got issues? You think you're "complex". Everyone has issues, kid- just not everyone decides to parade it.

4:37 PM  
Anonymous Emo Sucks said...

Agree with the above post 100%. Emo music and culture sucks. If someone told all the emo kids they could piss off their parents by cutting off their own foot, most of the mindless idiots would. Every one send loads of hate mail to the jack ass "lawyer".

Attorney Mark Litwak, Esq. 433 N. Camden Drive, Suite 1010 Beverly Hills, CA 90210 310-859-9595.

6:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha! this is amazing and genius.

the best thing is that i know cunt, and i halfway expected to see him here.

(for the record he can be cool when he's drunk)

8:03 PM  
Blogger JaG said...

Too cool!!

12:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I really laughed my ass off! Just what I needed this evening :))

10:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But the real winners here are the children...

3:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i guess my hair is just not stupid enough...heartbreaking...

3:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

guess my hair isn´t stupid enough....heartbreaking...maybe next year...

3:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alright. I took it. I watched you critize people who i actually thought had good hair. I watch you critize the scene kids. Okay, I will admit MOST of the people on your lists DID have bad hair. But some didn't. And then you went and put JEFFREE STAR on here. I happen to love his hair. He's also a talented singer. You guys have lost my respect..

5:50 PM  
Blogger Reluctant Misanthrope said...

Rob, I stand in awe in your Godlike presence. I was hoping you'd have reposted your V-day rant, too.

9:29 AM  
Anonymous catnapping said...

I laughed so hard, I had to change my attends!

11:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I actually saw the one with the pink hair and white skin in a MySpace group I'm in. Heh.

Funny stuff.

2:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, out of the woodwork they come, bet they weren't too hard to find. You should turn this into a quarterly but are there enough superheroes out there to fill the demand?

9:08 PM  
Blogger hanalei said...

i am surprised at the amazing accuracies between subject and DC Comic alter egos.

11:17 PM  
Blogger fareetale said...

OMFG this is about the funniest damn thing I've read in a long time. Keep up the good work, can't wait for your next installments.

4:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dunno, my comment will more than likely get torn to shreds, but heres what I was a thinkin.
I saw the first and looked through the second. I saw ya make fun of yourself, which held some honor in it, however,......I read all the comments and replies and yet am stricken. I came across your page by mistake, and found it to be somewhat funny, but some of the people were not ugly, nor were all the haircuts bad. I agree if people don't want grief, they shouldn't post, but why should we all have to worry about it. Truth be told, I would hate for my poetry to be cast out there as bad I saw someone elses listed on these comments. It is a hard thing to share. Laughter is great and I can take a good joke, hell I love them, would just think you should be careful how you tread. After all, they may just be pictures and words to some, but to others they aren't. These are real people out there.

9:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Dont put it on the internets then retard!!

Pretty simple. They put their out there.. If someone wants to take the piss out of it, too bad..

Top site.. good humor.. thanks for ur efforts.. :D

5:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is awesome. I liked the first one better, though... Definitely keep it up. I only hope I don't end up on one of these...

I cut my own hair, and sometimes it doesn't turn out GREAT, but lots of these made me feel better about that.

10:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't really know what to think. Whoever made this must have a great deal of time on their hands, but that's their business. People do what they want to do, like cut their hair different, and some judge them, but they are who they are. Just a little thing called diversity. It would be such a creepy world if everyone was the same. Nobody agrees with everyone. Go figure.

1:12 AM  
Anonymous courtney said...

you are a genius

3:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha lovin' it, cant wait for the 3rd one...

6:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blimey, My space is a strange place!

Maybe next time there could be the most bland of myspace...those with no apparent personality whatsoever.

I am truly amazed by the number of boys with emo hair. Why do they all dye it black? and plaster it down? TELL ME WHY. men with longer hair look good, but, erm, never like that.

Move to England and come have some tea with me. Natch.

Instead of latin, maybe Ill start a myspace account, lol.

7:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Emo kids are hilarious..

I hope you had the users' permission to post pics on here...

I'm not a male, nor do I have pink hair... but in reply to previous comment... what is wrong with an androgynus male with pink hair?

Open your minds a little bit. Jeez.

7:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

peyHaha who ever made this is halarious, I love how much time you have on your hand to do this!! I would like to shake your hand and award you a prize or something cuz I can't stop laughing!

6:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unfortunately you can't marry him since he's a gaywad and they aren't allowed to marry in California. I remember this dude rob from when he stayed in NYC for a couple of years for "school." He was a typical rich art fag from some hick town in the pacific northwest but he gave the best head those few summer nights in 'nowhere bar' bathroom on 14th st. i heard later on that he had grown old and bitter due to lack of career options and not being able to pass himself off as rob lowe's buttpirating younger brother anymore. Looks like he's got enough time on his hands to make a website about his preoccupation with him and his buddies hairstyles. A nice life you've made for yourself Robbie. This is what 100,000 for art school gets you kids. And the design for the website is mediocre to say the least. Pull the cell phone out of your ass you dumb shitkicker and give us a call. The Chick below you is sort of cute though. See you around Greenpoint babe.

9:37 AM  
Blogger Michael said...

Brian Ziff. Tamar, do you know you guys used Brian Ziff *twice*? Amazing.

10:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i didn't know anyone still used the word "emo"

12:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The G train? At least it's not the L.

1:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

does anyone know where i can find some vegan film. *thanks*

1:59 PM  
Blogger Vallen said...


4:09 PM  
Blogger Shanna said...

OMG, I'm so thankful Moxie linked this up. I can't stop laughing; you guys rock.

7:16 PM  
Anonymous michelle said...

still not impressed. just kidding. someone finally has the time to expose retards with unisex hair.

8:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THIS IS AWESOME!!! hahahaha

6:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

gay, gaygaygaygaygay

3:01 PM  
Anonymous jizzy said...

I must admit this is kinda funny. But I have to strongly disagree with your assessment of the PEPPERMINT CREEPS as a horrible band. Those guys are pretty damned good. Please, inform me of a band (somewhat popular band, not the guys who play at your local club every Tuesday night) that are as good as THE CREEPS, and I will purchase their CD, post haste. I'm not being a smart ass, I am dead serious. I can't think of a band signed to a major label that sounds as great as the Peppermint Creeps.

2:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My I introduce you to Humi ...

3:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, I'm looking for ways to put up my 10 year old daughter's hair and I see this. I'm 41, a soccer mom/coach, minivan with kids en route to private Catholic school etc., like so totally awesome 80's blast from the past. THIS WAS HYSTERICAL!!! Reminded me of when punk started out in Boston 20+ years ago - wierdness never dies. Thanks!

10:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

all the guys in the "magical grid of emo hair" look exactly like all the guys on my friends list.
thats beautiful.
unfortunately i'm a fan of that hairstyle, so fuck you.
and dont dis jeffree star. or bryden. or tim. theyre cool.

7:58 AM  
Anonymous christina. said...

i don't care how angry anyone gets. you are wonderful. this made my day. haha! =]

3:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

can I see your hair? I mean that would be the fair thing to do.

7:44 PM  
Anonymous Marshall said...

fuckin emos...this is rich

10:04 PM  
Anonymous Beccles said...

im going to have nightmares about the peppermint creeps tonight. this made me lol, but also become very scared. also i don't think is fair to make fun of people who have no eyes and were probably educated at clown school.

2:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i am very happy about this work. it cut through my hangover like a knife though butter. 'the kids' themselves can't help but dig their own graves:'none of my friends even know i use myspace'. dear lord.

6:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Surely absurd-haired Manics-worshipper Simon Price deserves some sort of recognition in this category?

9:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol! This is so hellarious xD!!!!! Awesome dude =D

4:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tamar? I'd hit it.

7:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jay's MySpace page is gone. Probably because he got exposed for what he is.

8:44 PM  
Blogger anti said...

this has made my day.

5:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


4:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm glad you didn't pick on my scene hair


but i love this

A+ job


10:57 AM  
Anonymous Whitney said...

That is freakin awesome!!!

11:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*yawn* Least these people have interesting hair unlike the dull shit on your head.

1:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please remember myspacers; we're laughing AT you, not with you.

2:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I liked the page, just my personal opinion. Loved the pictures, and the posts that followed made it all the better (irony in my own post noted). The people posting their hatred, people defending and re-posting hatred towards them, etc.. etc. All and all, above what any of the people who posted here have to say... they still looked at the site, pictures, comments and most likely read all of the posts just like myself. Cudos on your site.

11:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i had a friend send me this i normally hate myspace but i love the wierd hair emo kids they are soo funny. but still with every funny thing there some people that can never lighten up and enjoy life (emos goths ((some of them i know alot of cool ones ^^)) and some crazy parents) look i've never listened to these peppermint whatever people but to get so mad over a silly thing like this makes me wonder "then why make a myspace?" lol still maybe you guys are just compy shy
~~~Black Cozmo

7:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think this was a waste of time.
i was scrolling through to see how many i knew or knew of.
i knew of one:
Jeffree Star.
i love her.
she's everything everyone should believe in.
anyway, i do think some of this was funny.
but try not to be so stereotypical.
i've been told i look like a "scene kid". whatever.
i may. but i like the way i look.
i dont try to impress anyone.
i don't need to.
& i have a myspace.
so stfu.
if you dont like myspace THEN STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.
go away.

2:50 PM  
Anonymous So Awesome it Hurts said...

So I made the first list posted, At first I was pissed but then I realized my comic hero was awesome!!!!
And yes I did get enough hugs And all you emo/hardcore, hipster assholes stop wearing your little sisters shirts, tattoo's do not make you tuff, and the 70's are over man!!!!

4:14 PM  
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8:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What was so stupid about the last two?

3:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is hilarious!! exactly what my friends all say about everyone of these dumb hair cuts and styles.. but i dont know what was soo weird about the last two.. they were simple and not too crazy

7:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I loooooooooooooooove you.

Nothing better than a man with a sense of humor...especially if he can laugh at himself.

9:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

now, i must say, this is pretty homo... i love how you bashed jeffery star... or w/e it was... that person just bugs me, and these emo freaks that have to look like little girls to get some pussy are bitches and need beat down... and guess what... and guess what... im gonna pass this shit on

thanks for pointing these emo shits out and taking a notch off their faggoty ways.. and yes... i just made up that word...

peace out bitches


5:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pretty stupid really.
it's nice to see many people with different hairstyles, whats wrong with that? Just because you don't like it you take the piss outta people you don't even know - how sad and childish is that. It's better than a BORING ORDINARY WORLD WITH NO CHARACTER AND WITH EVERYONE WITH THE SAME HAIRCUT. how boring would that be? Tell me, what is your world like? Boring? Limited thinking and knowledge? Uncreative? Always has to follow other peoples opinions? Can't think for themself? Thought so... Has to follow a certain crowd so he/she won't be classed as 'wierd' or 'stupid' - these people express themselves through how they want to and to be honest they don't give a shit about people like you who take the piss, really. We leave weak minded people like you to follow other people so that you don't like to be classed as 'wierd' or 'stupid'....the difference is....THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HOW PEOPLE LIKE YOU SEE THEM...BUT YOUR TYPE DO. TRUE IM AFRAID...

8:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know the who goes by Jax, every word in the award: dead on.

Fucking hilarious


1:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know the woman who goes by Jax, every word in the award: dead on.

Fucking hilarious


1:50 AM  
Blogger Southie said...

Brilliant. I was laughing. At work. Which got me in trouble. Now I'm standing in line at unemployment.

10:27 AM  

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