Happy Holidays!
[Currently Watching: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation]
It's time for the annual Christmas card. I'm currently enduring family in the bowels of white trash suburban sprawl, as I do every year. It's often painful, but at least it's familiar. I hope all of you are suffering similar fates.
(click to enlarge)
You can download this as a wallpaper here.
I'll leave it up to some intrepid Jewish artist to draw a family of menorahs lighting people on fire.
Have a good holiday!
It's time for the annual Christmas card. I'm currently enduring family in the bowels of white trash suburban sprawl, as I do every year. It's often painful, but at least it's familiar. I hope all of you are suffering similar fates.
(click to enlarge)
You can download this as a wallpaper here.
I'll leave it up to some intrepid Jewish artist to draw a family of menorahs lighting people on fire.
Have a good holiday!
Labels: holidays
posted by Rob at 10:57 AM. [ permanent link ]
20 Comments:
Happy Holidays to you too sir!
I was wondering when you were gonna update this thing, but the wait was worth it.
Cheers.
This heartwarming scene seems completely reasonable.
**Disclamer: That could be the TheraFlu syrup talking. Damn Seattle and holiday flu floating around.
A very happy holidays to you and yours, sir.
That's beautifully twisted.
Have a happy holiday.
You're such a goober! I hope you have a very Merry Christmas Rob!
I definitely just watched Christmas Vacation last night, ah the squirrel, ha ha! I love the squirrel! Good times, it warms the cockles of the heart, and maybe even the subcockle region! He he!
Ashley :)
OMG I love this!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!
Extremely clever...I dig it.
By the way, what do the little "To" and "From" tags say on the human babies being opened? I know the "From"'s must say "Santa", but I can't tell what the "To"'s say.
Nice! This turned out better than you described...
Hope you are enjoying northwestern family hell!!!
xoxo
Eileen
Really nice one ! hilarious !
Merry Christmas to you !
nice idea of the picture and brilliant realization of it^^
merry christmas and happy holidays to you;)
i just found this site and i love it look forward to 2008
have a very merry christmas and a happy new year
lori
Happy Holidays Mr. Rob
That kicks Ass Rob!
Happy New Years, hope all is well!
=D
Let me just re-assert that you sir, are my hero.
Hahahahah!
Rob, you fucking rock. Every time I read your blog entries I find myself thinking I want to be like you...so I started dying my hair black, lost 60pounds, moved to America and bought all the NIN records I could find.
I am happy now. All that remains is to find out where you live.
Merry Xmas!!
And the same to you Rob. It's a very pretty card. :D
Hello. I juuuuust found this blog and intend to read the entire thing before I die.
Dunno if you keep your comment notification device on, so re the June 1 post: 1) I pretty much feel the same way. XC 4) That synopsis was a slow read cuz I was laughing so fucking hard.
I was waiting for something like: baby jesus braised in mary's breast milk, but this will do.
The holidays are all about being deeply disturbed.
Well done.
yoshata, i think the "to" says Suzie.
thanks for the new desktop, rob!
Thank you ROB!!!
This is one of the best Christmas greeting cards ever! :D
LW.
Hi Rob,
now i read your text about travel to Moscow (when you ate the Beaver, hehe) and i must to tell you -- GREAT! Good sence of humour and good style... write more, author!
Just Hoaxer,
from MOCKBA
Brilliant.
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